Sex with Fictional Characters
Yes, it's 3am and I've got insomnia. You know what that means!
SEX MEMES!
In no particular order...
1. Lisa Cuddy from House MD. Oh hell yes. I think I covered this in my last sex meme.
2. George and/or Fred Weasley. If they were my age (although technically, in book time, I believe they're older). And yes, I really did put that and/or in there.
3. In that same vein, Sirius Black, as portrayed by Gary Oldman. HE HAS WIZARD PRISON TATTOOS. He is the sexiest scraggly tortured soul ever.
4. Xena. Warrior Princess. Wears leather. Carries a whip. *guh* One of my first crushes.
5. Kaley from Firefly. She's adorable. And I've got a thing for mechanics, as I might have mentioned.
6. Yelena Rossini from the Transmetropolitan comics. Edgy, wears black, writer, and the only female character in a popular comic with unshaven pits. I am so there.
7. Mercutio from Romeo and Juliet. Blame it all on Harold Perrineau, and his portrayal of a drag-queen Mercutio with beautiful abs. Although I'm still convinced that Mercutio and Romeo had a little somethin-somethin going on the side.
8. Mal Reynolds from Firefly. Nathan Fillion is just far too hot. And Mal is the greatest awkward cowboy ever.
9. Eowyn from Lord of the Rings. Book or movie. I like Miranda Otto's portrayal of her, because she's more vulnerable. That makes her courage that much more admirable.
10. William de Worde in Terry Pratchett's The Truth, in his Discworld series. A journalist, believer in Free Speech, and total geek.
11. AGENT SCULLY. HELL YES. Kicks ass, carries a flashlight, takes no shit from anybody.
12. Hermes. Okay, he's mythological and not technically fictional, but still, trickster gods are hot. I imagine him as a shabby, yet well-dressed hitchiker, bi-flexible, a great conversationalist, and a great lay.
13. Peter Mueller from Swing Kids. I know, I know. He's a cheesy, emo character, and the way he dances (dear god, especially in that last part where he's by himself and kind of flailing!) makes me giggle. But still, he's sweet, stands up for what's right, and is a music nerd. And he's tortured, by the end. And omg, so much love for his outfits.
14. Trix from Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis, which I'm sure nobody else has read. FYI, she's got full-sleeve tattoos, is polyamorous, kinky, is writing her masters' thesis on fetishes, and kicks the shit out of a drugged and insane neo con.
15. The Angel from Angels In America. Can't go wrong with celestial beings with multiple genitalia.
Oh yeah, and I HAVE A DATE TOMORROW! Fuck, why can't I sleep?
SEX MEMES!
In no particular order...
1. Lisa Cuddy from House MD. Oh hell yes. I think I covered this in my last sex meme.
2. George and/or Fred Weasley. If they were my age (although technically, in book time, I believe they're older). And yes, I really did put that and/or in there.
3. In that same vein, Sirius Black, as portrayed by Gary Oldman. HE HAS WIZARD PRISON TATTOOS. He is the sexiest scraggly tortured soul ever.
4. Xena. Warrior Princess. Wears leather. Carries a whip. *guh* One of my first crushes.
5. Kaley from Firefly. She's adorable. And I've got a thing for mechanics, as I might have mentioned.
6. Yelena Rossini from the Transmetropolitan comics. Edgy, wears black, writer, and the only female character in a popular comic with unshaven pits. I am so there.
7. Mercutio from Romeo and Juliet. Blame it all on Harold Perrineau, and his portrayal of a drag-queen Mercutio with beautiful abs. Although I'm still convinced that Mercutio and Romeo had a little somethin-somethin going on the side.
8. Mal Reynolds from Firefly. Nathan Fillion is just far too hot. And Mal is the greatest awkward cowboy ever.
9. Eowyn from Lord of the Rings. Book or movie. I like Miranda Otto's portrayal of her, because she's more vulnerable. That makes her courage that much more admirable.
10. William de Worde in Terry Pratchett's The Truth, in his Discworld series. A journalist, believer in Free Speech, and total geek.
11. AGENT SCULLY. HELL YES. Kicks ass, carries a flashlight, takes no shit from anybody.
12. Hermes. Okay, he's mythological and not technically fictional, but still, trickster gods are hot. I imagine him as a shabby, yet well-dressed hitchiker, bi-flexible, a great conversationalist, and a great lay.
13. Peter Mueller from Swing Kids. I know, I know. He's a cheesy, emo character, and the way he dances (dear god, especially in that last part where he's by himself and kind of flailing!) makes me giggle. But still, he's sweet, stands up for what's right, and is a music nerd. And he's tortured, by the end. And omg, so much love for his outfits.
14. Trix from Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis, which I'm sure nobody else has read. FYI, she's got full-sleeve tattoos, is polyamorous, kinky, is writing her masters' thesis on fetishes, and kicks the shit out of a drugged and insane neo con.
15. The Angel from Angels In America. Can't go wrong with celestial beings with multiple genitalia.
Oh yeah, and I HAVE A DATE TOMORROW! Fuck, why can't I sleep?