A Truly Epic Dream
Kristin Wiig was some kind of Old West widow, whose mine was under attack from greedy townsmen, who wanted to own its silver or whatever.
The new sheriff, whose spirit animal was some kind of deadly red snake, could talk to the wind when it blew out of the southwest. He killed the bad guys, saved her, even though they totally didn't like each other at first.
There were a lot of Kill Bill moments. Including a fight above a lake with a lot of flying kicks.
Kristin Wiig and the sheriff, who was played by an alternating cast of Adam Sandler, Nathan Fillion, Robert Downey Jr., and a bookstore owner I know, fell in love and became outlaws together.
There was a really awkward pegging scene that involved a giant orange dildo, and RDJ calling out instructions like they were dance steps.
Then Agron wandered over, and apparently he was the sheriff's BFF, and they had decided to lead some kind of popular uprising. He was all, "God, you guys are fucking again?"
The sheriff introduced him as his best friend. Agron was all, "I'm glad someone remembered me."
MEANWHILE this was all being narrated by some random dude in a bookstore, who was choosing plot points by looking at different book covers. Included the phrase "There were forces building against them, including these guys, who shot the shit out of North America." Then he held up a book with some men on the cover, who did indeed look like they had totally shot the shit out of North America.
I woke up endlessly amused and needed to share.
The new sheriff, whose spirit animal was some kind of deadly red snake, could talk to the wind when it blew out of the southwest. He killed the bad guys, saved her, even though they totally didn't like each other at first.
There were a lot of Kill Bill moments. Including a fight above a lake with a lot of flying kicks.
Kristin Wiig and the sheriff, who was played by an alternating cast of Adam Sandler, Nathan Fillion, Robert Downey Jr., and a bookstore owner I know, fell in love and became outlaws together.
There was a really awkward pegging scene that involved a giant orange dildo, and RDJ calling out instructions like they were dance steps.
Then Agron wandered over, and apparently he was the sheriff's BFF, and they had decided to lead some kind of popular uprising. He was all, "God, you guys are fucking again?"
The sheriff introduced him as his best friend. Agron was all, "I'm glad someone remembered me."
MEANWHILE this was all being narrated by some random dude in a bookstore, who was choosing plot points by looking at different book covers. Included the phrase "There were forces building against them, including these guys, who shot the shit out of North America." Then he held up a book with some men on the cover, who did indeed look like they had totally shot the shit out of North America.
I woke up endlessly amused and needed to share.