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One more day. I cannot wait for Christmas to be over. I'm counting today to be pretty slow at the bookstore. Which means I'm probably setting myself up for disappointment, but whatever. Also, last night, some stoned teenagers came into the store and told my manager and myself that we looked like siblings. AWKWARD.
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Ways in which my family is hilarious, from this morning's phone conversation:
Me: I should probably let you go. Unless you can think of anything I should really know about.
Sister: Wait a second, I have to blow my nose. [blows nose REALLY LOUDLY]
Me: [loses it]
And then there was this:
Mother: What was I thinking about when I was on the toilet the other day? Oh yeah! Cream cheese!
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Christmas goodies have arrived from home! So far, I've opened up three packages. One had a crapload of books, a planner, a fancy stainless steel travel mug that will double as a weapon in a pinch, and a tea towel.
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Sorry, I seem to be unable to think in anything but short bursts at the moment.
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Ways in which my family is hilarious, from this morning's phone conversation:
Me: I should probably let you go. Unless you can think of anything I should really know about.
Sister: Wait a second, I have to blow my nose. [blows nose REALLY LOUDLY]
Me: [loses it]
And then there was this:
Mother: What was I thinking about when I was on the toilet the other day? Oh yeah! Cream cheese!
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Christmas goodies have arrived from home! So far, I've opened up three packages. One had a crapload of books, a planner, a fancy stainless steel travel mug that will double as a weapon in a pinch, and a tea towel.
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Sorry, I seem to be unable to think in anything but short bursts at the moment.