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[starlingthefool]

I think I just had my first not-quite-dinner party. I invited a bunch of people over, and there was conversation and booze drinking, and I made various kinds of baked goods. Nobody made out, nobody threw up, no movies or youtube videos were watched, and nobody left half a burrito on the coffee table. This was by far the most adult party I've ever

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[gelbwax]

Do you ever Internet While Pooping? That's probably my favorite way to poop. Or sometimes I watch episodes of How I Met Your Mother on the toilet.

I love dinner parties. Especially when the conversation is the same as every conversation I ever had in kindergarten.

[gollumgollum]

The laptop is a beautiful, beautiful thing.

[starlingthefool]

I have to be careful if I internet while pooping, because my laptop likes to overheat and burn my thighs. Not so fun way to end a poop. But writing while pooping? BEST.

I also have a stack of books by my toilet. It's how I got through A Clockwork Orange. Currently, it's a historical survey of natural and manmade disasters.

[tellthemyes]

Hi! I'm starting to think everyone who participated in the friending meme was drunk in some capacity. Stay classy, inception fandom ;).

And congrats on your fancy party.

[starlingthefool]

We are a classy, classy group of people for sure.

It wasn't fancy, exactly, but it felt very grownup to sit around and drink without getting drunk and talk about politics and alternatives to soap and eat freshly baked challah bread.

[tellthemyes]

Oh, I remember the first time I had one of those meals. It's kind of an out of body experience, no? Like you can feel yourself transitioning to the stage of life or some such.

Until someone makes a penis joke, then all returns to normal.

[starlingthefool]

Anyone who knows me for more than ten minutes knows that penis jokes and conversations about poop are bound to follow. I don't even always start it! I just seem to inspire it.

[krytella]

Freshly baked challah sounds amazing. The only thing better is challah french toast the next morning!

[starlingthefool]

I just ate the rest of it with tuna salad. NEXT TIME, FRENCH TOAST.

[briseur]

It's funny that your most adult party ever, included no makeout. I think we use that adjective differently, you and I.

[starlingthefool]

Whenever someone uses the word "adult" to mean "full of sex" I just... no. Doesn't really compute.

[ambientvi]

I love how you said this is far the most adult party you ever had, and then threw in the fact that you and your buddies talked about poop! HAHAHA! My friends and I talk about toilet talk too...among other gross thing :)