Quotes
Since I had nothing to do today, so I looked around for something to fill up my journal. Quotes.
"Smoking kills. If you are killed, you have lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields
"I don't understand why Cupid represents Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Chutney McGillicutty
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
"Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students." - Robin Williams
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
(If you want to comment include which one you like the most!)
"Smoking kills. If you are killed, you have lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields
"I don't understand why Cupid represents Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Chutney McGillicutty
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
"Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students." - Robin Williams
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
(If you want to comment include which one you like the most!)