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A sampling of e-mail subjects waiting for me in my 'bulk' folder this morning:
Oh man your nutz! ..... What?! What about my nuts? Is there something wrong with them? Oh... wait. I don't have any. *shrugs*
LMAO, your crazy man ... Yeah, that sounds like my man, alright. *cocks an eyebrow quizzically* And your point is.... ?
ROTFLMAO, who is that your with? ... Uh... ok.
LOL, dude what are you doing? ... Laughing at you.
Dude, your gonna get caught lol .... Ok, you caught me. I surrender. Having to read your bad grammar and spelling errors should be punishment enough. It hurts my brain.
[my old e-mail address], this will be a first for me... could you help me?... ... Uhm.... no. No, I don't think there is any help for you. Sorry.
There are also four e-mails telling me I've been approved for mortgages (for which I didn't apply), a 'security notice' about my PayPal account (which I don't have), 6 e-mails telling me about all the drugs I need (after reading this crap, you're damn right I need drugs!!), one advising me to "keep her on it all night", and someone telling me to sign up for eHarmony so I can meet the man of my dreams! Hmmm... I think you're a bit late on that one, buddy. Better luck next time.
The things I do when I'm still half-asleep. *sighs, then wanders off to get ready for the day's outing* Back later, with a ton of pictures...
Oh man your nutz! ..... What?! What about my nuts? Is there something wrong with them? Oh... wait. I don't have any. *shrugs*
LMAO, your crazy man ... Yeah, that sounds like my man, alright. *cocks an eyebrow quizzically* And your point is.... ?
ROTFLMAO, who is that your with? ... Uh... ok.
LOL, dude what are you doing? ... Laughing at you.
Dude, your gonna get caught lol .... Ok, you caught me. I surrender. Having to read your bad grammar and spelling errors should be punishment enough. It hurts my brain.
[my old e-mail address], this will be a first for me... could you help me?... ... Uhm.... no. No, I don't think there is any help for you. Sorry.
There are also four e-mails telling me I've been approved for mortgages (for which I didn't apply), a 'security notice' about my PayPal account (which I don't have), 6 e-mails telling me about all the drugs I need (after reading this crap, you're damn right I need drugs!!), one advising me to "keep her on it all night", and someone telling me to sign up for eHarmony so I can meet the man of my dreams! Hmmm... I think you're a bit late on that one, buddy. Better luck next time.
The things I do when I'm still half-asleep. *sighs, then wanders off to get ready for the day's outing* Back later, with a ton of pictures...