On the first day of Christmas...

[starless_knight]

On the First day or Christmas I got an STD:
It burns now when I pee.

On the Second day of Christmas I got an STD:
Two Herpes lumps,
and it burns now when I pee.

On the Third day of Christmas I got an STD:
Three pubic lice
Two herpes lumps
And it burns now when I pee.

On the Fourth day of Christmas I got an STD:
Hepatitus C
Three pubic lice
Two herpes lumps
And

Comments

[filkerdave]

You know, you're too young and innocent to be singing songs like this.

[johno]

{snerk}

Young: Yes.

Innocent....

[starless_knight]

...Burn. I think.

[sagesaria]

Honey, she's less innocent than I was at that age. Granted, she's only like...a year younger than I am, but who's counting?

[starless_knight]

*bats eyelashes* Who? Me?

[filkerdave]

Hey, leave an old man with his delusions, willya?

[sagesaria]

Sorry, I'm one for breaking them myself :D

[starless_knight]

*snicker* But it's so very funny.