Evil Pheromones.
You see that handsome hunk standing there with an air that says, "I am what you desire, I know that and I will use that information against you". That right there is a perfect example of a Bad Boy! We have all, at some point, come across this phenomenon and thought we hated the way he played around but we could never bring ourselves to hate Him. Heck even anime, manga, movies, books etc are teeming with these oh-so-hawt bad boys, from the badass Aizen and Grimmjow to Jude law. Many times these men have more screaming and fanatic female fans than the 'good guys'! I bet your wondering where my rambling is gonna lead! My theory of the 'bad boy' is that they, unlike the rest of the male population, secrete "The Evil Pheromone"! Yes, I am convinced it exists! They use this irresistable weapon to seduce unsuspecting girls, to utterly confuse women and leave them wondering why they are attracted to this obviously hateable being.
To understand what I just said, you must first understand this, a little science lesson on Love chemistry! Pheromones are what attracts us to one another. Some persons may emit more of this vague hormone, other may not emit so much, and thus do not obtain as much vigilance from the opposit sex throughout those times. It is what drives strong emotional feelings, a series of chemical signals being emitted by the male. These chemical signals, or pheromones, interact with specific sites in female nostrils to cause intense emotional feelings. These sites include a series of vemeronasal organs (VNOs) that process pheromone signals from men and connect directly to a part of the brain that manages basic drives and emotions.
Now, all you clever people, might point out that most people have never ever sniffed a celebrity let alone an anime guy -which is, for various reasons, impossible. I say to all you innocents, there exists such a thing as an male stereotypes and our own female prejudices! So once the image of the college bad boy or the friendly playboy-next-door gets burned in your mind, you unconsciously tend to project and attach those same feelings and emotions to fictional bad boys too!
I am positive a 150% that this is the reason why girls ditch their adorable and devoted lovers at a mere brush with the bad boy type. The fact that they realize their stupidity later, is another matter entirely!
What? you expect more? Mattaku!
Kay then I will tell you about my fearful experience today!
There is a very special birthday coming up and I went to the mall to scout around for a present and who do I bump into? eeeekkkk its my bad-boy ex, who I literally had to run away from to get over! One look at him and I know that he didnt spend whole evenings sitting on a couch in front of the TV eating huge chunks of rum chocolate to get over the affair! Man did he look better than ever, I cringed visibly but he pretended not to notice and went on with the usual jolly greetings, 'Oh its been ages since I last saw you, how have you been? You look as radiant as ever!'. He maintains steady eye contact, my senses go on red alert and my brain screams for me to run, but his smile makes my knees disobey and instead of doing the get-set-go routine they begin to wobble and generally go weak! I see his lips move to speak and the memories of his kisses hit me like lightening, he taps my shoulder to bring me back to earth. "Lets go catch up over coffee", says he, I nod my head and follow, hating myself for this irritatingly persistent inability to resist him. We find a seat in a snug corner, he orders a cappucino and a vanilla choco-fudge ice-cream with nuts on top, my heart skips a beat, he remembers my favourite icecream! I quickly brush away stupid thoughts, remembering those long evenings on the couch rolled up in a blanket that smelled like rum chocolate.
He looks at me and asks me straight out, 'are you seeing someone?'. Surprised at the question
I look at him with the expression of a fish out of water. He laughs, 'you're as funny as ever!', his smile slowly fades and he becomes more serious. 'You know, ever since you left that day, I've been thinking about you...' says he, I say to myself its about time I put myself out of his sight again. I get up to walk away, he caught me by the wrist and lead me out of the shop and onto the stairwell, which was surprisingly empty of chain-smokers. He lets go of my hand and turns around slowly, 'I wont let you leave again, without answering me'! He took a step forward till he was just an inch away from my trembling lips, his eyes looking into mine, 'I can see that you still li..'. 'Dont!', I blurt out. 'Dont say it because it is not tru...' He pressed his warm lips against mine to prove his point and render my words utterly useless. 'Can you still say that now?' I felt myself wanting to say 'No' but resisted the urge and pulled up my all my scattered will power. 'I friggin' hate you with all my heart for kissing Miss X on my friggin' seventeenth birthday!' I yell, trying to blink away tears. Surprised, he let go of me and stepped backward. I took my chance and fled the scene. Walking quickly through the crowd I made my way to the sanctuary of sanctuaries, the Ladies Washroom, to get away from him. I knew he'd probably be waiting outside.
Kay before you go 'Oh you poor poor thing' and begin feeling sorry for me, this was all made up! ^_\\ bwahahahahaha I gotcha good didn't I? Now that I know I can write fanfics, let me get started on a glorious Grimmjow and some-one-hawt yaoi fanfic, which I will feel extremely embarassed about so you will never get to see!
Owari
To understand what I just said, you must first understand this, a little science lesson on Love chemistry! Pheromones are what attracts us to one another. Some persons may emit more of this vague hormone, other may not emit so much, and thus do not obtain as much vigilance from the opposit sex throughout those times. It is what drives strong emotional feelings, a series of chemical signals being emitted by the male. These chemical signals, or pheromones, interact with specific sites in female nostrils to cause intense emotional feelings. These sites include a series of vemeronasal organs (VNOs) that process pheromone signals from men and connect directly to a part of the brain that manages basic drives and emotions.
Now, all you clever people, might point out that most people have never ever sniffed a celebrity let alone an anime guy -which is, for various reasons, impossible. I say to all you innocents, there exists such a thing as an male stereotypes and our own female prejudices! So once the image of the college bad boy or the friendly playboy-next-door gets burned in your mind, you unconsciously tend to project and attach those same feelings and emotions to fictional bad boys too!
I am positive a 150% that this is the reason why girls ditch their adorable and devoted lovers at a mere brush with the bad boy type. The fact that they realize their stupidity later, is another matter entirely!
What? you expect more? Mattaku!
Kay then I will tell you about my fearful experience today!
There is a very special birthday coming up and I went to the mall to scout around for a present and who do I bump into? eeeekkkk its my bad-boy ex, who I literally had to run away from to get over! One look at him and I know that he didnt spend whole evenings sitting on a couch in front of the TV eating huge chunks of rum chocolate to get over the affair! Man did he look better than ever, I cringed visibly but he pretended not to notice and went on with the usual jolly greetings, 'Oh its been ages since I last saw you, how have you been? You look as radiant as ever!'. He maintains steady eye contact, my senses go on red alert and my brain screams for me to run, but his smile makes my knees disobey and instead of doing the get-set-go routine they begin to wobble and generally go weak! I see his lips move to speak and the memories of his kisses hit me like lightening, he taps my shoulder to bring me back to earth. "Lets go catch up over coffee", says he, I nod my head and follow, hating myself for this irritatingly persistent inability to resist him. We find a seat in a snug corner, he orders a cappucino and a vanilla choco-fudge ice-cream with nuts on top, my heart skips a beat, he remembers my favourite icecream! I quickly brush away stupid thoughts, remembering those long evenings on the couch rolled up in a blanket that smelled like rum chocolate.
He looks at me and asks me straight out, 'are you seeing someone?'. Surprised at the question
I look at him with the expression of a fish out of water. He laughs, 'you're as funny as ever!', his smile slowly fades and he becomes more serious. 'You know, ever since you left that day, I've been thinking about you...' says he, I say to myself its about time I put myself out of his sight again. I get up to walk away, he caught me by the wrist and lead me out of the shop and onto the stairwell, which was surprisingly empty of chain-smokers. He lets go of my hand and turns around slowly, 'I wont let you leave again, without answering me'! He took a step forward till he was just an inch away from my trembling lips, his eyes looking into mine, 'I can see that you still li..'. 'Dont!', I blurt out. 'Dont say it because it is not tru...' He pressed his warm lips against mine to prove his point and render my words utterly useless. 'Can you still say that now?' I felt myself wanting to say 'No' but resisted the urge and pulled up my all my scattered will power. 'I friggin' hate you with all my heart for kissing Miss X on my friggin' seventeenth birthday!' I yell, trying to blink away tears. Surprised, he let go of me and stepped backward. I took my chance and fled the scene. Walking quickly through the crowd I made my way to the sanctuary of sanctuaries, the Ladies Washroom, to get away from him. I knew he'd probably be waiting outside.
Kay before you go 'Oh you poor poor thing' and begin feeling sorry for me, this was all made up! ^_\\ bwahahahahaha I gotcha good didn't I? Now that I know I can write fanfics, let me get started on a glorious Grimmjow and some-one-hawt yaoi fanfic, which I will feel extremely embarassed about so you will never get to see!
Owari