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Part One - Names
1. Your REAL Name: Crystal Lynn Tolle
2. What friends call you: Crystal, usually.
3. What your boy/girl friend calls you: Single.
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Arienette! (10 points for anyone who gets the references.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Oh god, so many. Olga, Helga, Micaela, Herbert, Frank.
6. What are the names of your pets? Tammy, Teddy, Amber.
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called? I don't know. You write a song about me, and title it.
8. What would you name your kids?: Olga, Helga, Micaela, Herbert, or Frank.
9. What would you name a ship you built?: The HMS Titanic.
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called? I did write a book. It was horrible and let us never speak of it again.
Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: Not that I can remember.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: Yeah, unbeknownst to me.
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: Probably.
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: Ha ha, nope.
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: Nope.
16. Nearly drowned?: YES. So scary.
17. Passed out?: Multiple times.
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: ...most people have, right?
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Yeah.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: Dogs, horses, siblings, you name it.
21. Caught people having sex?: God, yes. It was...horrible.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: No.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: There are attractive qualities in every girl I call 'friend', but no.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: How many people actually have? Please.
25. Made a wish that came true?: Yeah.
Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream I was kissing ... I don't remember.
27. I'm only racist towards ... NOBODY.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with ... ::shrugs:: I don't really think this way.
30. Nothing sucks more than having to ... resort to surveys because you can't think of anything meaningful to write about.
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy ... A new sketchbook.
32. It's hot. I should take off my ... shirt?
33. It's always more fun if you ... What's always more fun?
34. You can't eat steak without ... somebody killing a cow first. ::resists urge to quote Tommy Boy::
35. You better shut up before ... I make you look like an ass.
37. I really like you and everything ... but, see, the thing is...I don't.
39. Dude! ... I can't believe I just said "Dude!"
Part Four - What would you do if..
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: I'd kick his.
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: Laugh at them, because they wouldn't get very far. My car's in the shop.
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: Either a) assume I was dreaming / hallucinating and to back to sleep, or b) if I discovered I wasn't, release a window-shattering scream.
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: Pretend it was someone I don't like who let it rip.
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes? Who, in the history of the world, has just finished making out with somebody who then turns to them and says, "I have oral herpes"?!
45. A genie lets you have three wishes?: Infinite wishes, but assuming you people are lame and don't allow that, I'd say the following: 1.) The power to change myself at will. (Think Tonks from Harry Potter.) 2.) The power of flight / some other cool superpower. 3.) Infinite wishes anyways, bitches. Ha.
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: Illegal: for anyone in the country to vote for a candidate I deem unfit! And legal: Streaking.
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: Tell her I don't have jumper cables, but maybe direct her to Nick's house (hee).
48. You had a time machine?: Um...do some time travel.
Part Five - Would You Rather
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for AIDS?: AIDS.
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: Fly!
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: See the future, even though that would take some of the fun out of life. I'd probably only use it occasionally, really.
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: What do you think?
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: Forest, definitely.
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: Drama.
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Rock video. For a good band.
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: February 29th.
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Afganistan.
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Mental institution.
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?: Hang glide! Oh man, I've always wanted to do this.
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: Ninjas are cool, but pirates are equally cool. I'm sort of big on hygiene, though, so probably ninja.
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz
63. Driver: Chauffeur
64. Yoga: Downward Facing Dog
65. Bakery: Bread
66. Roach: Papa
67. Mushroom: Gretta
68. Sprung: Baby Got Back
70. Pythagorean: Theorem.
Part Seven - Miscellaneous
72. What is your definition of love?: For any of you who have read White Oleander, do you remember one of Ingrid's letters where she explains love to Astrid? If not, read the damn book. If so, that's basically how I feel about it.
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: O.H.A.D.A.H.S.A.A.S.
75. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them: Pole! And, girl whose name I don't know.
76. Were you too scared to do it?: Absolutely terrified. My acronym for a secret should have been, "My worst fears are poles and strangers".
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: Myself.
78: Who is the last person you kicked?: ::shrugs::
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: Knight!
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your first name: Caitlin What's-Her-Last-Name, Crystal Shipps, Chelsea Tolle (I got her schedule, I got her yearbook, and people are always asking me if we're related. "No, she's about 5' 10" and blonde.")
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: An ear bone. Or something.
Part Eight - What Is Your Counter Argument?
(Example: "You suck." ~~> "And?")
83. "Guys want nothing but action." ~~> Most do. Lots of girls do too, though.
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons." ~~> And only the intelligent understand it.
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali." ~~> You don't deserve California!
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems." ~~> You're absolutely right! Keep drinking, at least ten beers or so a day, then come find me in five years and I'll let you brag and tell me how great your life is!
89. "Music is stupid." ~~> No comment.
90. "Your car sucks." ~~> I agree wholeheartedly. But the guy trying to steal it might disagree (see Question #41).
1. Your REAL Name: Crystal Lynn Tolle
2. What friends call you: Crystal, usually.
3. What your boy/girl friend calls you: Single.
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Arienette! (10 points for anyone who gets the references.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Oh god, so many. Olga, Helga, Micaela, Herbert, Frank.
6. What are the names of your pets? Tammy, Teddy, Amber.
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called? I don't know. You write a song about me, and title it.
8. What would you name your kids?: Olga, Helga, Micaela, Herbert, or Frank.
9. What would you name a ship you built?: The HMS Titanic.
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called? I did write a book. It was horrible and let us never speak of it again.
Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: Not that I can remember.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: Yeah, unbeknownst to me.
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: Probably.
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: Ha ha, nope.
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: Nope.
16. Nearly drowned?: YES. So scary.
17. Passed out?: Multiple times.
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: ...most people have, right?
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Yeah.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: Dogs, horses, siblings, you name it.
21. Caught people having sex?: God, yes. It was...horrible.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: No.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: There are attractive qualities in every girl I call 'friend', but no.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: How many people actually have? Please.
25. Made a wish that came true?: Yeah.
Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream I was kissing ... I don't remember.
27. I'm only racist towards ... NOBODY.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with ... ::shrugs:: I don't really think this way.
30. Nothing sucks more than having to ... resort to surveys because you can't think of anything meaningful to write about.
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy ... A new sketchbook.
32. It's hot. I should take off my ... shirt?
33. It's always more fun if you ... What's always more fun?
34. You can't eat steak without ... somebody killing a cow first. ::resists urge to quote Tommy Boy::
35. You better shut up before ... I make you look like an ass.
37. I really like you and everything ... but, see, the thing is...I don't.
39. Dude! ... I can't believe I just said "Dude!"
Part Four - What would you do if..
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: I'd kick his.
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: Laugh at them, because they wouldn't get very far. My car's in the shop.
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: Either a) assume I was dreaming / hallucinating and to back to sleep, or b) if I discovered I wasn't, release a window-shattering scream.
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: Pretend it was someone I don't like who let it rip.
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes? Who, in the history of the world, has just finished making out with somebody who then turns to them and says, "I have oral herpes"?!
45. A genie lets you have three wishes?: Infinite wishes, but assuming you people are lame and don't allow that, I'd say the following: 1.) The power to change myself at will. (Think Tonks from Harry Potter.) 2.) The power of flight / some other cool superpower. 3.) Infinite wishes anyways, bitches. Ha.
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: Illegal: for anyone in the country to vote for a candidate I deem unfit! And legal: Streaking.
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: Tell her I don't have jumper cables, but maybe direct her to Nick's house (hee).
48. You had a time machine?: Um...do some time travel.
Part Five - Would You Rather
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for AIDS?: AIDS.
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: Fly!
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: See the future, even though that would take some of the fun out of life. I'd probably only use it occasionally, really.
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: What do you think?
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: Forest, definitely.
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: Drama.
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Rock video. For a good band.
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: February 29th.
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Afganistan.
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Mental institution.
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?: Hang glide! Oh man, I've always wanted to do this.
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: Ninjas are cool, but pirates are equally cool. I'm sort of big on hygiene, though, so probably ninja.
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz
63. Driver: Chauffeur
64. Yoga: Downward Facing Dog
65. Bakery: Bread
66. Roach: Papa
67. Mushroom: Gretta
68. Sprung: Baby Got Back
70. Pythagorean: Theorem.
Part Seven - Miscellaneous
72. What is your definition of love?: For any of you who have read White Oleander, do you remember one of Ingrid's letters where she explains love to Astrid? If not, read the damn book. If so, that's basically how I feel about it.
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: O.H.A.D.A.H.S.A.A.S.
75. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them: Pole! And, girl whose name I don't know.
76. Were you too scared to do it?: Absolutely terrified. My acronym for a secret should have been, "My worst fears are poles and strangers".
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: Myself.
78: Who is the last person you kicked?: ::shrugs::
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: Knight!
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your first name: Caitlin What's-Her-Last-Name, Crystal Shipps, Chelsea Tolle (I got her schedule, I got her yearbook, and people are always asking me if we're related. "No, she's about 5' 10" and blonde.")
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: An ear bone. Or something.
Part Eight - What Is Your Counter Argument?
(Example: "You suck." ~~> "And?")
83. "Guys want nothing but action." ~~> Most do. Lots of girls do too, though.
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons." ~~> And only the intelligent understand it.
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali." ~~> You don't deserve California!
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems." ~~> You're absolutely right! Keep drinking, at least ten beers or so a day, then come find me in five years and I'll let you brag and tell me how great your life is!
89. "Music is stupid." ~~> No comment.
90. "Your car sucks." ~~> I agree wholeheartedly. But the guy trying to steal it might disagree (see Question #41).