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Work is sooo gay. I need to get a new job. I've been working at burger King to far too long now. I swear if its not old people being rude or little kids screaming, it's those damn mexicans and their Fanta.
I'm not a racist though. It's just when you work somewhere like I do for as long as I have (1 year and 2 months) you notice the little quirks that people have. I guess if you are a decent person they will do nothing but mildly bemuse you.....however being the bastard that I am sometimes...people really piss me off.
Actual conversation:
Customer: "Hablas Español?"
Me: "Si, un pocito."
(giggles and the word "gringo" are heard somewhere amongst the some 20 children in the family)
Customer: "numero uno"
Me: "con queso?"
customer: "no"
Me: "que quieres tomar?"
customer: "coca"......as he looks over at our drinks menu, he realizes we carry fanta orange, and screams: "NO!, OOOOOOH FANTA!!!!!!FANTA!!!!!" All the kids rejoice and their is dancing and everyone goes nuts. And the kool aid guy comes through our wall, shortly followed by those fanta girls that sweat a lot and it turns into a big dance party while i stand there and go "fuck....i really need a new job.....and whose gonna clean this mess?"
Mexican people love fanta.
I'm not a racist though. It's just when you work somewhere like I do for as long as I have (1 year and 2 months) you notice the little quirks that people have. I guess if you are a decent person they will do nothing but mildly bemuse you.....however being the bastard that I am sometimes...people really piss me off.
Actual conversation:
Customer: "Hablas Español?"
Me: "Si, un pocito."
(giggles and the word "gringo" are heard somewhere amongst the some 20 children in the family)
Customer: "numero uno"
Me: "con queso?"
customer: "no"
Me: "que quieres tomar?"
customer: "coca"......as he looks over at our drinks menu, he realizes we carry fanta orange, and screams: "NO!, OOOOOOH FANTA!!!!!!FANTA!!!!!" All the kids rejoice and their is dancing and everyone goes nuts. And the kool aid guy comes through our wall, shortly followed by those fanta girls that sweat a lot and it turns into a big dance party while i stand there and go "fuck....i really need a new job.....and whose gonna clean this mess?"
Mexican people love fanta.