i told u that condoms would someday rule the world....betcha believe me now huh!

Sep 26, 2005 18:16

Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle
to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political
stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

love,
jessica
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