That, my friend, is why people kill.

Sep 27, 2004 22:59

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spinal_cracker September 28 2004, 04:20:52 UTC
1. If you could mold the way you look into being completely ideal, what would you change and give examples (i.e. I'd want this girl's nose). And none of that bullshit, "I wouldn't change anything becuase I like the way god made me." None of that. You know you look in the mirror and wish you had this or didn't have that.
2. If you could extract one part of your personality, what part would it be? And none of that notchanging bullshit here, either.
3. What do you think about right before you go to bed? Do you ever lie in bed thinking when you wake up, before you get out of bed? About? (no, those aren't 3 questions. stop lying, whore).
4. What are you most looking forward to in your future?
5. Why are teenagers so goddamn annoying?

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stargirl324 September 28 2004, 04:35:06 UTC
1. I can't name specific people and specific parts, but I'd change my nose. That'd be the first to go. I wouldn't make myself so tall. I'd give myself a Julia Roberts-worthy smile. Pretty eyes. None of those, "me too" hazel eyes. Something unique. I really don't have too many body issues. I'm ok with my weight. I wouldn't mind having a nicer ass, but you can only ask for so much ( ... )

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spinal_cracker September 28 2004, 04:45:37 UTC
my questions are the best. "Encore, Sam," they say.

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spinal_cracker September 28 2004, 04:48:28 UTC
and then I love how I only put 5 questions. And how I laughed at duckygirl for putting only 6. "Stupid girl," I say and then scroll up to see the other ones.

No, you're a fucking idiot, Ashley.

6. If you were a boy, would you like yourself (or a lesbian or a bisexual or just a straight woman who falls in love with you even though she knows it's against her nature)?

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stargirl324 September 29 2004, 01:10:33 UTC
6. Er...that question is a bit vague. I really don't know. I think I could be content being a boy. If I were born a boy, I'd definetely be straight (not that I like girls now, but if I were a guy, why not). I think I'd be ok being a lesbian. I know this is mean to say, but as long as I'm not one of those dyke-ish lesbians, I'm good. Bisexual? Physically, I'm attracted to boys, but I'm not totally ruling it out or anything. If I happen to fall for a girl, and hey, I want to screw her, then why not?

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spinal_cracker September 29 2004, 19:27:50 UTC
no, if you were a boy or a lesbian or bi, would you like you?

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