Hello LJ. :)
I love my show so much. Even when it sucks. Le sigh.
But let's be real. The ONLY draw of this godforsaken show is plain as day. I mean LOOK at them. It's Bonnie n Clyde, Heathers, Dawson's Creek and Upper East Side debauchery and snobbery all in one. Clearly this couple encompasses all of my weaknesses.
From the angst of the season premiere where it was clear that they yeared to be together but their stubborn pride/jealousy/fear/resentment got in the way.
To the the delicious foreplay throughout the season where each freaking close encounter turned into a battle of wills, sex bets, strip teases and propositions.
To the heartbreak of their push pull where they were oh SOCLOSE SOCLOSE.
The to the euphoria of their long-awaited reunion where I didn't even CARE about the OOC cheesiness because the happiness and love and JOY of the moment swept them away.
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And now my sexass, scheming, sarcastic and stubborn OTP is FINALLY together. There's no betrayals and abandonments. No secrets and lies. No triangles and cheating. No begging and pleading. No teasing and games. No tears and no self destruction. No irony and merciless toying with my emotions.
They are TOGETHER. FIIIIIIIIIIIINALLY.
To be continued indeed bitches. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Wake me up when it's September.
I mean. I just. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. This is so HARD for me because I don't know what I want.
OK. I am a Dwight Howard fan. I love his smile, I love his swagger, I love his boyish charm. I love that he's FINALLY coming into his own and starting to peak and take control of games and on the brink of the NBA finals. I love that emotions get the best of him. I love his body. I just ADORE him so!!!
OHmyGod he is so cute I can't even TAKE it. The thing is, Barkley used to be cheeky and adorable too. He was just far more cocky and assy than Dwight, lol.
But but BUT. There is the potential for an NBA Finals with LeBron and Kobe. I mean. We have NEVER even had a match up quite like this IN the Jordan era. This shit is Magic and Bird time five because the NBA's marketing has finally caught up with its talent. These two are bonafide superstars and what's more? They own it and they know it and LOVE it. And while NIKE has turned their dynamic into comedy gold with the muppet commercials, the fact of the matter is, their dynamic really is interesting and compelling. There's a friendship and rivalry and a mutual respect but LeBron has a FAR easier time giving public props to Kobe as the reinging MVP and face of the league than Kobe EVER will given his personality, arrogance and baggage with the sport as a whole.
I just. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Kobe and LeBron are so quietly intense and private that Dwight doesn't even belong in the photo, lol.
What am I supposed to do?????? This is Dwight's chance to REACH that Kobe-LeBron level and really embrace is Superman persona. And yet? This may be our ONLY chance to witness an NBA Finals with a REAL epic rivalry.
Because seriously? Even if it's Dwight vs. Kobe, these commercials can NEVER end. Haaaaaaaahaha!
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FYI - Didn't post the 'car jump' because it's the lamest and seems like a throwaway. But the rest? CLASSIC. Oh NBA. ILOVEYOUSO.