"They've got a Spider Baby." "A what?" "Spider Baby. And it's got the body of a spider - but it's actually a baby." "What, does it... well... wear a nappy or anything?" "...No." "Or does it have the head of a baby?" "...No." "Well, then, unless it gurgles, you don't actually know that it's a baby." "..." "Are you sure this was real, Dougal?" "Oh, yeah! I saw it on the news! I - Oh, no, actually, now that you mention it, it was a dream, yeah."
The Soupy Twist SongtassietigerMay 3 2006, 21:11:47 UTC
I see you know it. I've been searching forever for the lyrics. Would you be so kind as to post them or email them to me? I'd be forever grateful! Thanks so much! Tassie Tiger
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I love the cow quote. Bless Father Dougal :)
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"A what?"
"Spider Baby. And it's got the body of a spider - but it's actually a baby."
"What, does it... well... wear a nappy or anything?"
"...No."
"Or does it have the head of a baby?"
"...No."
"Well, then, unless it gurgles, you don't actually know that it's a baby."
"..."
"Are you sure this was real, Dougal?"
"Oh, yeah! I saw it on the news! I - Oh, no, actually, now that you mention it, it was a dream, yeah."
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