*sings* Fin-ally.....
Yes! I've done it! Tired of searching the web without success for these amazing lyrics, I did them out myself with the help of this most commendable website...
Hugh Laurie's "Mystery"
Mystery,
All my life has been a mystery,
You and I were never ever meant to be,
That's why I call my love for you a mystery.
Different country,
You and I have always lived in a different country,
And I know that airline tickets don't grow on a tree,
So what kept us apart is plain for me to see,
That much at least is not really a mystery.
Estuary,
I live in a houseboat on an estuary,
Which is handy for my work with the Thames water authority,
But I know you would have found it insan-itry,
Insanitry...
Taken a violent dislike to me,
I'd be foolish to ignore the possibility
That if we ever actually met, you might have hated me,
Still, that's not the only problem that I can see...
Dead since 1973,
You've been dead now... wait a minute, let me see...
Fifteen years come next Jan-uary,
As a human being, you are history!
So why do I still lov-ah you,
Why is my love so strong for you?
...Why did I write this song for you?
Well, I guess it's just a mystery!
Hugh Laurie's "Mystery"
Mystery,
All my life has been a mystery,
You and I were never ever meant to be,
That's why I call my love for you a mystery.
Different country,
You and I have always lived in a different country,
And I know that airline tickets don't grow on a tree,
So what kept us apart is plain for me to see,
That much at least is not really a mystery.
Estuary,
I live in a houseboat on an estuary,
Which is handy for my work with the Thames water authority,
But I know you would have found it insan-itry,
Insanitry...
Taken a violent dislike to me,
I'd be foolish to ignore the possibility
That if we ever actually met, you might have hated me,
Still, that's not the only problem that I can see...
Dead since 1973,
You've been dead now... wait a minute, let me see...
Fifteen years come next Jan-uary,
As a human being, you are history!
So why do I still lov-ah you,
Why is my love so strong for you?
...Why did I write this song for you?
Well, I guess it's just a mystery!