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My latest faves from http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
(905): Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
(612): I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
(718): We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
(810): Adam has been drinking
(1-810): Who has his phone
(810): Adam does
(630): I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
(1-630): if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
(752): i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
And just so I can share something from MY LIFE.
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I'm on book 4 of the Twilight saga.
Don't judge me. I'm ashamed enough.
But homigah.
(905): Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
(612): I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
(718): We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
(810): Adam has been drinking
(1-810): Who has his phone
(810): Adam does
(630): I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
(1-630): if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
(752): i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
And just so I can share something from MY LIFE.
...
...
I'm on book 4 of the Twilight saga.
Don't judge me. I'm ashamed enough.
But homigah.