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macgear14@mac.com: yep, so I had a red bull before i really started the day, and WHOOP! when it kicked in it was so obvious, like i was all calm on the lift, then i went down the hill and by the time i was at the bottom i was talking to myself incessantly
dramaFreak39: lol
dramaFreak39: dont they play a little warning in small print @ the bottom of the commericals
macgear14@mac.com: probably
dramaFreak39: warning: 1 of 5 testers went crimminally insane
dramaFreak39: lol
macgear14@mac.com: like warning, side efefcts may include insomnia, early death, multiple births, multiple abortions, criminal incarceration, hair growth, hair loss, change in hair color, loss of potency in bed, compulsive desire to buy a large television set, "won't shut up" syndrome, premature aging, prematurity in general, reversal of puberty, change in vocal dynamics, development of small breasts in men, development of cancer in everybody, development of acid reflux disease, usage of the 'purple pill', or halitosis (bad breath). Hyperactivity is a common result of drinking this beverage. If you are taking other medications, like (all other medicines here), do not use RB. if you are pregnant, ever were, or ever will be, if you suffer from chronic baldness, or if you are human, Red Bull may not be right for you, talk to your doctor. RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS!!
dramaFreak39: good for you
dramaFreak39: you get a cyber cookie
Toastman234: sweet
Toastman234: I hope it doesn't have CHOCOLATE chips in it
dramaFreak39: um hello
dramaFreak39: of course its peanut butter
Toastman234: hooray!
dramaFreak39: did i tell you the general mills story?
dramaFreak39: when we were on the confirmation retreat, for breakfast they gave out little boxes of cereal. I got Lucky Charms. Now, it is my tradition to pick out one of each of the marshmellows and eat them in the order of the song before I pour the milk. Well I was picking out my marshmellows........AND THERE WEREN'T ANY RED BALLOONS. NOT ONE SINGLE ONE!! HOW CAN THEY PROMISE HEARTS, STARS, HORSESHOES, CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS, POTS OF GOLD AND RAINBOWS, AND THE RED BALLOON IF THEY DON'T EVEN INCLUDE ONE RED BALLOON IN EACH PACKAGING!!!
I was very upset
macgear14@mac.com: wow
macgear14@mac.com: how dare they not give you your damn balloon!!
dramaFreak39: I KNOW!
FunkyPinkChild: THOU HAST MISSED YOU like like like a lunch tray misses the sothing feeling of warm moztarella sicks lather is gooey marainara sauce covered with jelly beans and coconut hold the choclate please
macgear14@mac.com: because glucose IS the reason! it's the reason for everything!
dramaFreak39: DUH!
macgear14@mac.com: especially GLYCOLYSIS!!
dramaFreak39: ITS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!!!
macgear14@mac.com: EXACTLY
aviatorkid018: ryan the whore
aviatorkid018: danny the skipper
aviatorkid018: and jenn....the pre-whore britney spears
dramaFreak39: on sunday im workin 12-7
imyourdestiny80: omg why?
imyourdestiny80: thats like.....*does math* 7 hours!!!
aviatorkid018: the recipe for me: take four parts whore, two parts irish, mix well with five pounds of french, add a dash of sideburns and place on broil until emo
macgear14@mac.com: that was the best show ever man
dramaFreak39: man?
macgear14@mac.com: man...ette?
imyourdestiny80: im going to Singapore Management University, and then, when i come back, im gonna say, "clearly you've never been to singapore"
shesarebel641: the french are crazy
shesarebel641: they got really crazy during WWII (we studied that last year)
shesarebel641: not a good time for the germans either...
dramaFreak39: not so much
shesarebel641: well romans weren't much better
shesarebel641: but they're all dead, so that works
aviatorkid018: goodnight, oh-sarcastic-sidekick
dramaFreak39: goodnight, oh-sideburn-y whore
imyourdestiny80: JENN LOSCO I AM SO BORED
dramaFreak39: O RLY?
macgear14@mac.com: actually no, im dancing to loud clubbing music and burning massive amounts of incense
macgear14@mac.com: my room smells like the andover gift shop it rocks
dramaFreak39: you're such a fucking hippie
dramaFreak39: THUNDER!
imyourdestiny80: LIGHTNING
imyourdestiny80: THE WAY YOU LOVE ME IS FRIGHTENIN
imyourdestiny80: YOU BETTER KNOCK
imyourdestiny80: ON WOOOOOOD
imyourdestiny80 (6:16:35 PM): HELLO
dramaFreak39 (6:16:41 PM): hey
dramaFreak39 (6:16:45 PM): whats up?
imyourdestiny80 (6:17:01 PM): not much
imyourdestiny80 (6:17:05 PM): yourself?>
dramaFreak39 (6:17:09 PM): same
imyourdestiny80 (6:17:48 PM): well, the only thing really going on is that aragorn keeps ditching me for theoden so i cant flippin beat a bunch of stupid trolls or orcs, and they r all imune to falling asleep so they keep killing my people
dramaFreak39 (6:18:07 PM): that sucks
imyourdestiny80 (6:18:15 PM): yes it does
imyourdestiny80 (6:18:58 PM): but then the ents have this like, sweep all enemies off the face of the earth deal, but i can barely ever use it so they keep killing me
dramaFreak39 (6:19:10 PM): i see
imyourdestiny80 (6:19:43 PM): yes you do!
imyourdestiny80: IT'S LIKE AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
imyourdestiny80: ONLY IT'S JENN'S NEXT TOP SCHOOL
imyourdestiny80: i wont study germany, it is so hard to, it is as if it is a foreign language
dramaFreak39: intresting........but my parents number one concern is the fact that the horn doesnt work, apparantly you can fail and inspection for that
imyourdestiny80: yeah you can, get like a bike horn and then just use that
dramaFreak39: omg i so will
imyourdestiny80: or
imyourdestiny80: get like a megaphone and yell at ppl
imyourdestiny80: OR
imyourdestiny80: get a very lour sound system that ONLY plays clips of defying gravity....i would try to run you off the road just so you'd honk
Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down