http://www.dothackers.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6702&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 The e-mails themselves amuse me but the thought of the pairing makes my brain explode.
Elk, why do you have to be so creepy?! Well, he was always creepy but now he's lost the cutness factor ;_;
I wish I could take away the staff I gave him (the best one in the game, if I remember correctly) and say "NO! No staff for you! You're a creep!" >:O