(Im)patient, by Green_grrl (PG-13)
Show: SG-1
Rec Category: Jack and Daniel friendship
Characters: Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson
Categories: gen, humor
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: green_grrl
Author's Website: green_grrl at AO3
Link: (Im)patient
Why This Must Be Read: When this classic Jack-and-Daniel piece was recently archived on AO3, I smiled at the appearance of an old friend... and then double-checked my lists, and was shocked to discover that I'd never actually recced it!
So sit back and enjoy an absolutely delightful Jack-in-DC fic in which Daniel, thankfully, includes "Jack" as one of his many languages. Snark, fondness, snappy dialogue, and pitch-perfect friendship. Wear whatever goggles you'd like. :)
As he came down the hallway, Daniel could hear a full-scale O'Neill tantrum through the door.
"What is it with this hospital and oatmeal?! Is it too much to ask to get a freaking coffee and a doughnut?"
"I'm sorry, sir! I really can't..." Daniel heard a very young and quavering voice.
"Sick man, here! I'd like to die happy!"
"Oh, I'm really not supposed to..." Pause. "I'll see if I can slip a doughnut out of our break room for you."
"Thank you!"
A pretty girl came flying out of the room.
"Well, obviously not dead yet," Daniel snarked from the doorway.
Rec Category: Jack and Daniel friendship
Characters: Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson
Categories: gen, humor
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: green_grrl
Author's Website: green_grrl at AO3
Link: (Im)patient
Why This Must Be Read: When this classic Jack-and-Daniel piece was recently archived on AO3, I smiled at the appearance of an old friend... and then double-checked my lists, and was shocked to discover that I'd never actually recced it!
So sit back and enjoy an absolutely delightful Jack-in-DC fic in which Daniel, thankfully, includes "Jack" as one of his many languages. Snark, fondness, snappy dialogue, and pitch-perfect friendship. Wear whatever goggles you'd like. :)
As he came down the hallway, Daniel could hear a full-scale O'Neill tantrum through the door.
"What is it with this hospital and oatmeal?! Is it too much to ask to get a freaking coffee and a doughnut?"
"I'm sorry, sir! I really can't..." Daniel heard a very young and quavering voice.
"Sick man, here! I'd like to die happy!"
"Oh, I'm really not supposed to..." Pause. "I'll see if I can slip a doughnut out of our break room for you."
"Thank you!"
A pretty girl came flying out of the room.
"Well, obviously not dead yet," Daniel snarked from the doorway.