Rec Category: Sheppard/Weir
Pairing: Sheppard/Weir
Categories: SGA/SG-1 Crossover. het. Humor. Smut. Elizabeth Weir. John Sheppard. Episode Related.
Warnings: smut.
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anuna_81Author's Website: N/A?
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Interruptus Why This Must Be Read: Written for the
notjustclosets challenge, where writers are assigned an episode and must realistically write S/W smut into an episode-related fic. It produced a lot of gems. This fic is for Intruder and casts both SGA and SG-1, and it's freakin' hilarious. I love the lighthearted tone as John and Elizabeth keep getting caught making out in SGC by various SG-1 personel. Vala and Cameron's reaction especially is priceless.
Coitus interruptus with a sense of humor. ;) Poor John and Elizabeth. Bwahaha.
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"Christ on a bike! Lock the damn door!"
John freezes and realizes he didn't even hear the door open. He turns toward the door and meets the shocked expression of Cameron Mitchell, who is staring at them, mouth gaping.
Wow. They made two people's jaws drop in less than twelve hours. That must be some kind of world record, John muses as Elizabeth hides her hands behind her back. She probably wouldn't be interested in his revelation.
"We were…" tries John, but Mitchell starts shaking his head.
"I don't want to know," he says sounding disgusted and leaves. The door closes. John looks at Elizabeth who is bright red in the face.
"Shit," he mutters. "This place is too crowded," he tries a joke and she gives a smile that lacks the real amusement. John kisses her forehead and she doesn't seem to mind. For some reason that makes him happy and even hopeful. The door opens again. It's Mitchell.
"I forgot to tell you… General Landry needs to speak with Doctor Weir," Mitchell still stares awkwardly at them for a moment, something between shock and slowly appearing amusement. He looks like he just saw a Wraith doing the hamster dance. "Seriously, lock the damn door."