Carson Beckett = AU Catherine/Ernest's lovechild

[campylobacter]

Someone must've written an AU where Carson [Beckett] is Catherine & Ernest's love child...

It all started as a simple prompt I left at comment_fic ...

campylobacter:
Stargate SG-1, Catherine Langford, Ernest Littlefield http://j.mp/gabSek
http://twitter.com/#!/campyspornshack/status/42356023721336832

magnavox_23:
@campyspornshack I adore Catherine and Earnest, but I am not writing geriatric porn. :P
http://twitter.com/#!/magnavox_23/status/42356301535252480

campylobacter:
@magnavox_23 That's why I punctuated with a comma, not a slash. Catherine/Ernest are adorable, though; the porn could be a flashback 50 yrs.
http://twitter.com/#!/campyspornshack/status/42357091071045632

magnavox_23:
@campyspornshack It would all be in black and white... XP
http://twitter.com/#!/magnavox_23/status/42357556416491521

campylobacter:
@magnavox_23 LOL FER REAL! "Oh Catherine, your skin is so soft and silvery gray; your hair gleams an enchanting shade of almost-black..."
http://twitter.com/#!/campyspornshack/status/42358490668343296

dannysgirlsg1:
@campyspornshack When Ernest was played by Paul Mcgillion. XD
http://twitter.com/#!/dannysgirlsg1/status/42357782254592000

campylobacter:
@dannysgirlsg1 oooh yeah! Someone must've written an AU where Carson [Beckett] is Catherine & Ernest's love child...
http://twitter.com/#!/campyspornshack/status/42358998598565888

dannysgirlsg1  Pip:
@campyspornshack That would be EPIC!
http://twitter.com/#!/dannysgirlsg1/status/42359169101205505