JE memes
JE MEME Numero 1:
The favorites: (i cant pick just one!)
Who's your favorite idol in the Johnny's Entertainment? Aiba the dork/retard/shimukenlover
Your favorite group? Arashi
Your favorite dorama with JE idols in it? Nobuta wo Produce
Your favorite pairing (or trio)? Tomapi
Your favorite show in which a JE band is the host? Cartoon KAT-TUN
Your favorite song? At the moment, Arashi’s Beautiful Days
Your favorite DVD? Making of Summary Backstage, where Tego was still an innocent kohhai being bullied by everyone
The JE idol you want to meet the most? Massu, I’ll get him to bring me his fave gyozas
Who's the sexiest? Jin, hands down. Seen Pinky?
Who's the cutest? Chinen, again hands down. Plus point that he’s Ohno’s fanboy! See him when he gushes abt the man! Aww…
The one you know you will have a good conversation with? Personality wise, Nakamaru. He seems easygoing and very down to earth.
The one that is making you laugh the most? Aiba. Definitely. His English for one. “Danger! Very very danger!” and “You are…wait.” Classic.
The one you want to see crying? Ai, probably Tegoshi, then I can console him!
The one you won't go "akjosngodg.sgtj^c" if you ever see him on the street? Yabu Kota
The one you will do anything just to shake his hand or take a picture with? Toma
The group you have the more pictures on your computer? Arashi, NEWS comes a close second
Your best memory of a Shounen Club episode? I don’t watch much, but I guess it would be the one where Jin wears a nurse’s uniform. Is tt counted?
You really want to be __s' sister. Sakurai Sho. Keio Grad neh! N he’s v. loving towards his sibling (younger bro)
The group that has the best members? Arashi!
The band who's closer to their fans? Noo idea…
Which JE idol have the greatest clothing taste? On stage, none. Have u seen their weird feathery stuff? Off screen, Kame apparently
The boy you want to see in an An An photoshoot? Toma!!! *Drools n faints
Your reactions?
If you were in a restaurant, and Shige and Koyama show up, your first reaction is___Squeal like a normal fangirl, point fingers, and probably try to sneak shots of their raburabu activities. Heh :p
Your first travel to Japan and you're all excited! As you look at the other side of the street, you see Yamapi and Jin looking cool and anonymous. Your first reaction is__ GAWK as I feel my heart stop, then promptly faint on the ground.
You've read on Internet that your favorite group may come to your country for a photoshoot soon. You__ wonder why the heck they’ll want to come here when there’s nothing nice at all to take sceneries of.
There is it! The pairing you've been shipping for like forever has finally come out, and it's all over the Internet! Your first reaction is ___ squealing and prancing around in front of the laptop, and plastering a smile on my face the whole of the day.
You're still in Japan and you're walking on the street, just having fun by yourself. Then you bump into someone and fall on the ground. As you look up, you see that it's the one and only Kamenashi. Your first reaction__ blink and pinch myself to see whether its real, ask him if he’s really him, then promptly whip out my camera and demand a picture taken together
Your trip is over, and you have to come back to your country. As you're heading to your seat on the plane, you see Kamenashi and Yamapi sitting right next to your seat. Your first reaction_ CAMERA!!!
TOP 5! (1 being your favorite, 5 your least favorite)
Top 5 Groups!
1: Arashi
2: NEWS
3: HSJ
4: KAT-TUN
5: Kanjani8
Top 5 Idols!
1: Aiba
2: Sho
3: Toma
4. Massu/Tegoshi
5. Kame
Top 5 Songs!
1: Beautiful Days - Arashi
2: Hey! Say! - HS7
3: Ai Ai Gasa - Tegomass
4: It’s my soul - Kanjani8
5: Kibou ~Yell~ - NEWS
JE MEME Numero 2:
Choose 12 characters and put them in a numbered list. Once you've chosen, go behind the cut and grab these questions to answer them. No peeking until your list is complete!
1. Sho 2. Aiba 3. Toma 4. Ohno 5. Nino 6. Kame 7. Tegoshi
8. Shige 9. Yamapi 10. Ryo 11. Massu 12. Nakamaru
1) If Eight [Shige] was involved with both Seven [Tegoshi] and Four [Ohno] how would Seven [] and Four [] react when they found out about one another?
Tegoshi would be why do you like older ditzy guys instead of young ditzy guys! Hah:D Neh, ohno wouldn’t even know he was involved with Shige in the first place, seeing as he has this vacant expression most of the time, when not occupied by nino.
2) Two [aiba] and Five [nino] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and Eleven [massu] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because Eleven [massu] is in love with Five [nino] and cannot let them marry Two [aiba]. Does Five [nino] go back to Eleven [massu] or stay with Two [aiba]?
nino wouldn’t be able to stand aiba’s baka-ness in the first place neh? But massu in love with nino? Prob cos nino can cook (His dad’s a japan chef), and he can have what he wants everyday (diff flavour gyzoza?). Nino will abandon both of them and find oh-chan, who’s too slow to object to the wedding so nino will do it himself, push aiba aside, and force the ring down oh-chan’s throat. Ha.
3) Seven [Tegoshi] has a phobia that involves One [Sho]. What is the phobia?
Keio boy, news reporter, father’s an official. Most prob one that involves Tegoshi saying something stupid in front of Sho, but then again Sho’s prob immune to it from aiba and arashi overdose neh? Ooh ooh, how bout making sho look silly since tego plays fustal like a pro. Then Jun would pound Tego for hurting his member’s feelings.
4) Nine [Yamapi ] and Twelve [Nakamaru] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does Nine [] pick and what movie does Twelve [] pick? Is twelve [] happy with Nine's [] pick and vice versa?
Yamapi - Hana Kimi SP (sooo NOT cos of the fact tt it’s just come out after the long yr wait) - so he gets to gawk at Toma and Maki in the same film. How good is that?
Maru would choose some comedy to stock up on jokes with Koki. Which would make HKSP not a bad choice! Heh, think Maru would settle for Yamapi’s choice after all, seeing how Maru’s such an easy-gg person.
5) Ten [Ryo ] is in an unhappy relationship with Four [Ohno] and realizes that he/she should be with Two [Aiba] instead.
BAHAHAHa! Definitely Ryo won’t be able to stand Ohno! Fishing in the wee morning hours, stoning away during filming. But aiba! Must be the aiba love. Still, Ryo rather’d drown himself in the lake than choose either of them.
6) Three [Toma] is pregnant with Nine's [Yamapi] baby. How does Five [Nino] react?
WOOTS! My first ever fave ship was them! Sooo meant for each other since they’ve met. Yamapi so owns Toma. Seen the recent interview where Yamapi declared that Toma’s weakness is Yamapi? The host even said they sounded like a married couple! N Toma was grinning sheepishly and saying like yeh, it’s something along the lines… fishy people, fishy…
Nino would prob grab Yamapi and ask him how he did it so Nino can do the same to Ohno. Prob ambush ohno the next day, and woots, few months later we’ll have two babies to add to the next gen of JE boys, all corrupt and all.
7) Does Number Three [Toma] handle commitments well?
Yep, to JE, to Yamapi, to his friends, and to JAM! Aww…
8) If Number Twelve [Nakamaru] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Mental breakdown from overdose of nose teasing. Is there such a thing? So everytime he sees a nose he’ll have a tendency to bash it so that it’ll swell as big as his own as well, making him feel much better.
9) One [Sho] sees Four [Ohno] with Eight [Shige] and knows that Eight [Shige] is involved with Six [Kame]. Does One [] tell Six [] that Eight [] is cheating or does Six [] deserve to find out on their own?
First off, Shige/ohno/kame pairing is just weird. Sho will just go to Nino who’ll demolish both KAT-TUN and NEWS and claim ohno for himself, seeing that Shige broke Ohno’s heart by two timing, and Kame being the other evil hand as the third party. Imagine Koyama sceaming member ai protection as he flings his arms over the rest of NEWS cowering in fear behind him. Kame will prob be pushed out of the KAT-TUN group to ensure their own safety, making them AT-TUN, at which Yamapi can join them, making them YAT-TUN. Pff…
10) Eleven [Massu] is set up by Ten [Ryo] on a blind date with Seven [Tegoshi]. Does the date go smoothly, or has Eleven [] decided that he/she wants to kill Ten [] before the date has ended?
WEEEE!!! They most probably want to move in with each other by the end of the date. Aww, Ryo’s being a sweetie here to give up his Tego-nyan to Massu. Maybe he’s moved on to conquer his newest quest, Shige! And of course, Tego will be a darling and cook gyzozas for Massu everday, and Massu can teach Tego dance!
11) Two [aiba] and Three [Toma] have been dating for a year. Where does Two [] choose to pop the question?
Ooh this is hard, I can’t imagine aiba with anybody else except Sho! Seriously! But neh, Aiba would probably go all out with the fireworks and a helicopter and stuff. Also, printing his proposal on every billboard in Japan to share his joy.
12) Nine [Yamapi] wants to end their relationship with Five [Nino]. How does Nine [] choose to do so? Heartbroken Five [] has a one night stand with Three [Toma].
Yamapi will grow a beard, get an indian name, and jet off to the himalayans in the middle of the night without a word. Hell hath no fury like a Nino scorned.
One night stand:
Nino: “If I can’t get him! I’ll get his best friend instead!”
Toma: “Ooh, after all the stories from Ohno abt Nino, why not?”
13) Eleven [Massu] and Twelve [Maru] are married. How does Twelve [] handle Eleven's [] death?
Aww, friends to lovers, sweet pairing as usual. Hmm, Massu would most probably die by choking on a gyoza, in which Maru would swear off gyozas, but every aniversary, offer a heap of gyzozas as a sacrifice. Or even burning a paper gyzoza shop just in case they don’t have one deep under. And then proceed to weep on Koki’s shoulder, and marry him.
14) If there was one thing Seven [Tegoshi] could change about their life what would it be?
Probably something to do with his debut years. Maybe not be such a dorky unable to dance stick at 15?
15) If Five [Nino] could say anything to Ten [Ryo] what would they say?
Annoy him by calling him Ryo-chan the whole day. Or tease him about his shyness in front of the camera and Toda Erika.
16) A drunken Eight [Shige] comes home and finds One [Sho] in bed with Eleven [Massu]. How does Eight [Shige] react?
Is this a trick question? Does a drunken Shige even exist? And Sho/Massu? Eww… They were both probably blinded by the dark. But then again, Shige would probably blink, close the door quietly behind him, and pretend he never saw anything.
17) Is a sweet love scene between Six [Kame] and Nine [Yamapi] possible?
Ooh, possible. After Nobuta wo Produce’s gay outcome… Yamapi tops for sure. But recently been reading too many Kame/Jin with Kame as the innocent sweet little thing, which is so not in real life… eh…
18) Seven [Tegoshi] and Four [Ohno] are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
another AHAHAHA! How can Tego be bitter rival with anyone? Eh, if Tego accidentally smashed a whole shelf of Ohno’s clay figurines, does that count? But before Ohno can respond Nino will be down with a chainsaw in hand already neh…
19) Is a happily ever after possible for One [Sho] and Twelve [Nakamaru]?
Urgh, like I said, Sho’s only for Aiba!
20) Four [Ohno] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? Six [Kame] or Five [Nino]?
Do I even need to answer? Nino totally would jump on Ohno. Like bunnies!
21) If Seven [Tegoshi] had to be stuck on a island with Two [Aiba] or Three [Toma] which would Seven [Tegoshi] choose? Why?
Aiba probably. And hopefully count on Aiba’s weird experiment ideas to get them off the island, like making a boat out of leaves or something…
22) One [Sho] and Two [Aiba] are romantically involved when One's [] original love, Eleven [Massu] returns from the dead. How does One [] handle the person's return?
Push him back to the dead and continue his love with Aiba. OF COURSE!!! My dear Sakuariba shippy!!! Or lock Massu up in a room full of food.
23) Nine [Yamapi] is forced to choose who will live between Three [Toma] and Six [Kame]. Which one does Nine [] choose to live?
Toma. Now they can finally come clean! No need with the forcing either, Yamapi will gladly move in, seeing how he’s Toma’s weakness :p
24) Seven [Tegoshi] falls in love with Eight [Shige]. When Seven [] gets the opportunity to be with Eight [] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that Eight [] is only using him/her to get close to Two [Aiba].
Another rather impossible scene neh. Ah, unless Shige knows that Aiba has a bunch of cats in his house or something. Then Tesshi would cry on Ryo’s shoulder and Ryo’ll personally dropkick Shige.
The favorites: (i cant pick just one!)
Who's your favorite idol in the Johnny's Entertainment? Aiba the dork/retard/shimukenlover
Your favorite group? Arashi
Your favorite dorama with JE idols in it? Nobuta wo Produce
Your favorite pairing (or trio)? Tomapi
Your favorite show in which a JE band is the host? Cartoon KAT-TUN
Your favorite song? At the moment, Arashi’s Beautiful Days
Your favorite DVD? Making of Summary Backstage, where Tego was still an innocent kohhai being bullied by everyone
The JE idol you want to meet the most? Massu, I’ll get him to bring me his fave gyozas
Who's the sexiest? Jin, hands down. Seen Pinky?
Who's the cutest? Chinen, again hands down. Plus point that he’s Ohno’s fanboy! See him when he gushes abt the man! Aww…
The one you know you will have a good conversation with? Personality wise, Nakamaru. He seems easygoing and very down to earth.
The one that is making you laugh the most? Aiba. Definitely. His English for one. “Danger! Very very danger!” and “You are…wait.” Classic.
The one you want to see crying? Ai, probably Tegoshi, then I can console him!
The one you won't go "akjosngodg.sgtj^c" if you ever see him on the street? Yabu Kota
The one you will do anything just to shake his hand or take a picture with? Toma
The group you have the more pictures on your computer? Arashi, NEWS comes a close second
Your best memory of a Shounen Club episode? I don’t watch much, but I guess it would be the one where Jin wears a nurse’s uniform. Is tt counted?
You really want to be __s' sister. Sakurai Sho. Keio Grad neh! N he’s v. loving towards his sibling (younger bro)
The group that has the best members? Arashi!
The band who's closer to their fans? Noo idea…
Which JE idol have the greatest clothing taste? On stage, none. Have u seen their weird feathery stuff? Off screen, Kame apparently
The boy you want to see in an An An photoshoot? Toma!!! *Drools n faints
Your reactions?
If you were in a restaurant, and Shige and Koyama show up, your first reaction is___Squeal like a normal fangirl, point fingers, and probably try to sneak shots of their raburabu activities. Heh :p
Your first travel to Japan and you're all excited! As you look at the other side of the street, you see Yamapi and Jin looking cool and anonymous. Your first reaction is__ GAWK as I feel my heart stop, then promptly faint on the ground.
You've read on Internet that your favorite group may come to your country for a photoshoot soon. You__ wonder why the heck they’ll want to come here when there’s nothing nice at all to take sceneries of.
There is it! The pairing you've been shipping for like forever has finally come out, and it's all over the Internet! Your first reaction is ___ squealing and prancing around in front of the laptop, and plastering a smile on my face the whole of the day.
You're still in Japan and you're walking on the street, just having fun by yourself. Then you bump into someone and fall on the ground. As you look up, you see that it's the one and only Kamenashi. Your first reaction__ blink and pinch myself to see whether its real, ask him if he’s really him, then promptly whip out my camera and demand a picture taken together
Your trip is over, and you have to come back to your country. As you're heading to your seat on the plane, you see Kamenashi and Yamapi sitting right next to your seat. Your first reaction_ CAMERA!!!
TOP 5! (1 being your favorite, 5 your least favorite)
Top 5 Groups!
1: Arashi
2: NEWS
3: HSJ
4: KAT-TUN
5: Kanjani8
Top 5 Idols!
1: Aiba
2: Sho
3: Toma
4. Massu/Tegoshi
5. Kame
Top 5 Songs!
1: Beautiful Days - Arashi
2: Hey! Say! - HS7
3: Ai Ai Gasa - Tegomass
4: It’s my soul - Kanjani8
5: Kibou ~Yell~ - NEWS
JE MEME Numero 2:
Choose 12 characters and put them in a numbered list. Once you've chosen, go behind the cut and grab these questions to answer them. No peeking until your list is complete!
1. Sho 2. Aiba 3. Toma 4. Ohno 5. Nino 6. Kame 7. Tegoshi
8. Shige 9. Yamapi 10. Ryo 11. Massu 12. Nakamaru
1) If Eight [Shige] was involved with both Seven [Tegoshi] and Four [Ohno] how would Seven [] and Four [] react when they found out about one another?
Tegoshi would be why do you like older ditzy guys instead of young ditzy guys! Hah:D Neh, ohno wouldn’t even know he was involved with Shige in the first place, seeing as he has this vacant expression most of the time, when not occupied by nino.
2) Two [aiba] and Five [nino] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and Eleven [massu] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because Eleven [massu] is in love with Five [nino] and cannot let them marry Two [aiba]. Does Five [nino] go back to Eleven [massu] or stay with Two [aiba]?
nino wouldn’t be able to stand aiba’s baka-ness in the first place neh? But massu in love with nino? Prob cos nino can cook (His dad’s a japan chef), and he can have what he wants everyday (diff flavour gyzoza?). Nino will abandon both of them and find oh-chan, who’s too slow to object to the wedding so nino will do it himself, push aiba aside, and force the ring down oh-chan’s throat. Ha.
3) Seven [Tegoshi] has a phobia that involves One [Sho]. What is the phobia?
Keio boy, news reporter, father’s an official. Most prob one that involves Tegoshi saying something stupid in front of Sho, but then again Sho’s prob immune to it from aiba and arashi overdose neh? Ooh ooh, how bout making sho look silly since tego plays fustal like a pro. Then Jun would pound Tego for hurting his member’s feelings.
4) Nine [Yamapi ] and Twelve [Nakamaru] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does Nine [] pick and what movie does Twelve [] pick? Is twelve [] happy with Nine's [] pick and vice versa?
Yamapi - Hana Kimi SP (sooo NOT cos of the fact tt it’s just come out after the long yr wait) - so he gets to gawk at Toma and Maki in the same film. How good is that?
Maru would choose some comedy to stock up on jokes with Koki. Which would make HKSP not a bad choice! Heh, think Maru would settle for Yamapi’s choice after all, seeing how Maru’s such an easy-gg person.
5) Ten [Ryo ] is in an unhappy relationship with Four [Ohno] and realizes that he/she should be with Two [Aiba] instead.
BAHAHAHa! Definitely Ryo won’t be able to stand Ohno! Fishing in the wee morning hours, stoning away during filming. But aiba! Must be the aiba love. Still, Ryo rather’d drown himself in the lake than choose either of them.
6) Three [Toma] is pregnant with Nine's [Yamapi] baby. How does Five [Nino] react?
WOOTS! My first ever fave ship was them! Sooo meant for each other since they’ve met. Yamapi so owns Toma. Seen the recent interview where Yamapi declared that Toma’s weakness is Yamapi? The host even said they sounded like a married couple! N Toma was grinning sheepishly and saying like yeh, it’s something along the lines… fishy people, fishy…
Nino would prob grab Yamapi and ask him how he did it so Nino can do the same to Ohno. Prob ambush ohno the next day, and woots, few months later we’ll have two babies to add to the next gen of JE boys, all corrupt and all.
7) Does Number Three [Toma] handle commitments well?
Yep, to JE, to Yamapi, to his friends, and to JAM! Aww…
8) If Number Twelve [Nakamaru] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Mental breakdown from overdose of nose teasing. Is there such a thing? So everytime he sees a nose he’ll have a tendency to bash it so that it’ll swell as big as his own as well, making him feel much better.
9) One [Sho] sees Four [Ohno] with Eight [Shige] and knows that Eight [Shige] is involved with Six [Kame]. Does One [] tell Six [] that Eight [] is cheating or does Six [] deserve to find out on their own?
First off, Shige/ohno/kame pairing is just weird. Sho will just go to Nino who’ll demolish both KAT-TUN and NEWS and claim ohno for himself, seeing that Shige broke Ohno’s heart by two timing, and Kame being the other evil hand as the third party. Imagine Koyama sceaming member ai protection as he flings his arms over the rest of NEWS cowering in fear behind him. Kame will prob be pushed out of the KAT-TUN group to ensure their own safety, making them AT-TUN, at which Yamapi can join them, making them YAT-TUN. Pff…
10) Eleven [Massu] is set up by Ten [Ryo] on a blind date with Seven [Tegoshi]. Does the date go smoothly, or has Eleven [] decided that he/she wants to kill Ten [] before the date has ended?
WEEEE!!! They most probably want to move in with each other by the end of the date. Aww, Ryo’s being a sweetie here to give up his Tego-nyan to Massu. Maybe he’s moved on to conquer his newest quest, Shige! And of course, Tego will be a darling and cook gyzozas for Massu everday, and Massu can teach Tego dance!
11) Two [aiba] and Three [Toma] have been dating for a year. Where does Two [] choose to pop the question?
Ooh this is hard, I can’t imagine aiba with anybody else except Sho! Seriously! But neh, Aiba would probably go all out with the fireworks and a helicopter and stuff. Also, printing his proposal on every billboard in Japan to share his joy.
12) Nine [Yamapi] wants to end their relationship with Five [Nino]. How does Nine [] choose to do so? Heartbroken Five [] has a one night stand with Three [Toma].
Yamapi will grow a beard, get an indian name, and jet off to the himalayans in the middle of the night without a word. Hell hath no fury like a Nino scorned.
One night stand:
Nino: “If I can’t get him! I’ll get his best friend instead!”
Toma: “Ooh, after all the stories from Ohno abt Nino, why not?”
13) Eleven [Massu] and Twelve [Maru] are married. How does Twelve [] handle Eleven's [] death?
Aww, friends to lovers, sweet pairing as usual. Hmm, Massu would most probably die by choking on a gyoza, in which Maru would swear off gyozas, but every aniversary, offer a heap of gyzozas as a sacrifice. Or even burning a paper gyzoza shop just in case they don’t have one deep under. And then proceed to weep on Koki’s shoulder, and marry him.
14) If there was one thing Seven [Tegoshi] could change about their life what would it be?
Probably something to do with his debut years. Maybe not be such a dorky unable to dance stick at 15?
15) If Five [Nino] could say anything to Ten [Ryo] what would they say?
Annoy him by calling him Ryo-chan the whole day. Or tease him about his shyness in front of the camera and Toda Erika.
16) A drunken Eight [Shige] comes home and finds One [Sho] in bed with Eleven [Massu]. How does Eight [Shige] react?
Is this a trick question? Does a drunken Shige even exist? And Sho/Massu? Eww… They were both probably blinded by the dark. But then again, Shige would probably blink, close the door quietly behind him, and pretend he never saw anything.
17) Is a sweet love scene between Six [Kame] and Nine [Yamapi] possible?
Ooh, possible. After Nobuta wo Produce’s gay outcome… Yamapi tops for sure. But recently been reading too many Kame/Jin with Kame as the innocent sweet little thing, which is so not in real life… eh…
18) Seven [Tegoshi] and Four [Ohno] are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
another AHAHAHA! How can Tego be bitter rival with anyone? Eh, if Tego accidentally smashed a whole shelf of Ohno’s clay figurines, does that count? But before Ohno can respond Nino will be down with a chainsaw in hand already neh…
19) Is a happily ever after possible for One [Sho] and Twelve [Nakamaru]?
Urgh, like I said, Sho’s only for Aiba!
20) Four [Ohno] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? Six [Kame] or Five [Nino]?
Do I even need to answer? Nino totally would jump on Ohno. Like bunnies!
21) If Seven [Tegoshi] had to be stuck on a island with Two [Aiba] or Three [Toma] which would Seven [Tegoshi] choose? Why?
Aiba probably. And hopefully count on Aiba’s weird experiment ideas to get them off the island, like making a boat out of leaves or something…
22) One [Sho] and Two [Aiba] are romantically involved when One's [] original love, Eleven [Massu] returns from the dead. How does One [] handle the person's return?
Push him back to the dead and continue his love with Aiba. OF COURSE!!! My dear Sakuariba shippy!!! Or lock Massu up in a room full of food.
23) Nine [Yamapi] is forced to choose who will live between Three [Toma] and Six [Kame]. Which one does Nine [] choose to live?
Toma. Now they can finally come clean! No need with the forcing either, Yamapi will gladly move in, seeing how he’s Toma’s weakness :p
24) Seven [Tegoshi] falls in love with Eight [Shige]. When Seven [] gets the opportunity to be with Eight [] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that Eight [] is only using him/her to get close to Two [Aiba].
Another rather impossible scene neh. Ah, unless Shige knows that Aiba has a bunch of cats in his house or something. Then Tesshi would cry on Ryo’s shoulder and Ryo’ll personally dropkick Shige.