12 Characters Meme!
So I had a day off of school today... and instead of doing homework anything productive like that, I did a meme I found awhile back.
Name twelve of your favourite (lol Britishness) Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order. Then answer the following questions.
1) America
2) England
3) Prussia
4) Russia
5) Lithuania
6) Canada
7) North Italy
8) Japan
9) Austria
10) Hungary
11) France
12) Germany
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Liet/Hungary? Nope. That's a interesting pairing. It could plausibly work maybe. *Watches as plot bunnies start to swarm*
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Stupid question. Prussia. Is. Fucking. Hot. [/discussion]
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
It'd probably be the other way around actually.. >_> Um, well, the poor child would be raised solely by America because everyone would forget about the father, causing the world to go insane from the double America (because that poor child would be an Alfred clone, whether it wanted to or not) leaving only America and his Mini-Me to rule the world so it would disintegrate into a giant fast-food business which would kill all the whales and over-pollute the ocean and everything so eventually the air would become unbreatheable and everyone would have to wear gas masks to survive but it would get the point where it would be too much and we’d all die from toxic air or obesity from the fast food.
So in other words, not good. XD
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
”chibi_spork” chibi_spork has a pretty good fic called “Duties of an Austrian Maid” and I luffles it to death, because the Prussia/Austria in it is amazing~ Basically, Austria in a maid uniform as Prussia’s sex slave. <3
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
N. Italy and England? Maybe? Somehow I doubt it... ^_^;; Italy would be all "Iggy, Iggy, make me pasta!" and after complaining England would do so... and the pairing would tragically end there due to England's cooking skills (or lack thereof) *sadface*
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Russia/Japan or Russia/Austria… Hm, I’m not a huge fan of either, honestly ^_^;; I suppose I’ll say Russia/Japan because Gilbo would be all put out if his boyfriend was sleeping with Russia. XD
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Italy discovering Prussia and Japan’s secret love? Well, they’d probably make him promise not to tell anyone, but he’s Italy and he fails, so he would accidentally slip up and tell someone. Then the two of them would be molested by Hungary and her camera as well as Japan’s protective older brother figure China who’s worried about the welfare of his younger brother. Yep, there was definitely a reason they kept their love a secret. -__-;;
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
England/Canada, here we go~
England just wants someone to love him and help him forget America while Canada wanders if the only reason England is dating him is because of his twin brother.
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Russia doesn't really "do" fluff... all fics I've read involving him in a pairing usually involve excess of angst and torture ^_^;; Sorry Hungary.
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Aw, America/Lithuania~ Such a great pairing.
Title: Give Me Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses, Yearning to Breathe Free
Wow, that’s kind of long… cookies to those who get the reference!
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Prussia/France? Oh sweet jeebus. *takes cover*
Guys night out, getting drunk, making love, waking up together, going “WTF did we do last night?”, shrugging it off, and doing it all over again. Said plot would probably overly explicit and contain the word “Awesome” way too much.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
N. Italy het? I doubt it. Unless it’s fem!Italy and Germany? Austria slash… hm, well I read Prussia/Austria and they might… But I think they’re more into Austria/Hungary. I’m pretty sure at least one of them does.
Aren’t I an awesome friend, knowing all my friend’s tastes so well, lololol
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
A songifc about Austria? Hmmm, tough one *browses iPod*
Maybe “100 Years” by Five for Fighting. It’d be a nice piano-y song, and it’d probably be about Austria and Hungary’s marriage as they went through the years, because as hard as I ship Prussia/Austria, I do have a soft spot in my heart for Austria/Hungary.
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Title : The Awesome Combination of Tea and Maple Syrup
Pairing(s):England/Prussia/Canada
Warnings : England’s potty mouth, Prussia’s even pottier mouth, drunken!Canada, kissing, sexual references, actual sex, threesomes, gayness, etc.
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Japan to Liet: “I could say to you ‘Your eyes look nice,’ ‘We should hang out sometime when you’re not working,’ or ‘Can I have your number?’… By all of which I mean ‘You’re hot, will you go out with me?’!”
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Hungary/Japan… well let’s see *plot bunny attack* AHHH! I’VE GOT IT! *dragged off by the bunnies* Yoooooooooouuuuuu’lllllll never take me aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiveeee! *eaten by plot bunnies* Drabble time!
Both of them were perched behind the bushes, ready for some serious business. Her hair was tied back, a determined gleam in her eyes, tensed and prepared for some action. He appeared calm on the exterior, but inside he was just as wound up as she was.
“Are you sure this is the place?” she asked, her whisper no more than a hiss.
“Yes, I am sure of it. My intelligence is not wrong,” he replied softly, his tone leaving no room for doubt.
Just then, a twig snapped. Both of them turned sharply to look at the source of the noise. Sure enough, it was their targets, Germany and his lover Italy. The two of them were… otherwise engaged. And by otherwise engaged, I mean making out.
Both of the watchers readied their weapons of choice, aimed, and fired.
FLASH
Both Germany and Italy looked up startled, and the flashes kept coming. Germany caught onto what was going on first, blushed, grabbed Italy’s hand and dragged him from the clearing as the cameras continued going like mad.
Once Germany and Italy had exited the clearing the cameras stopped. Hungary dissolved into laughter, leaning over so her head rested on Japan’s shoulder as she giggled.
“That was so much fun!” she squealed. Japan simply smiled and took her hand, glad he could make her so happy on their first date. They flipped through their recently taken pictures in silence for a second, reasonably pleased with the shots they had gotten. All that could be heard was the birds singing, the wind in the trees, and the electronic beeping of digital cameras. Until Hungary broke the silence.
“Hey, I know this place not far from here where Prussia and Austria usually meet up…”
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Italy walking in on Germany and England? T_T Poor guy would be heart-broken and he’d run off crying and probably get snatched up by France, unless Romano got to him in time. Then Germany would have to talk his way out of what Italy saw (and he would do so quite awkwardly) and England would be all “About that time again, eh chaps?” “…” “Righto.” And then he’d go sleep with America because he’s sick of the drama and Germany and Italy would somehow make up and it would all be happy. Yay~
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Well, for starters there would be fighting. And Angst. Lots of angst. And Russia would probably make some sort of quip about it being America’s first time and America would get all pissed so they’d fight some more (while they’re still making out) and it would eventually dissolve into some NC-17 rated goodness and end quite angstily as I wonder why I bothered to try Russia/America because I’d probably kind of stink at it even though I do kind of like the pairing and now I’m rambling. XD Let’s move on.
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yuppers. I’m pretty sure they ship Germany/Italy, so there you have it!
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I said before that I think they read Prussia/Hungary so I’m going to go with yes. ^_^
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Um, well I read a Franada fic from one of them that I don’t think she’s quite finished yet, and another draws pretty much everyone, so I feel pretty confident saying yes, at least one of my friends writes or draws France.
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
England/Russia/Lithuania? Probably not. Unless it involved England breaking up with Russia for America and Russia finding comfort with Liet. I would write that. XD
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ummm... Hungary, in a great moment of passion, during a threesome with Prussia and Austria: "MOAR YAOI!!!1!11!”?
*dodges Frying Pan* I'm sowwy Nee-sama. TT~TT I won't do it again! *flees*
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Liet... Um, well I read over an (uncompleted) fic of mine with him in it yesterday? Um, before that, wow, it probably had to be a couple months ago. We need more Russia/Liet fics around here >_>
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Canada’s kink… hm, well, there’s maple syrup, but everyone already knows about that. XD
You know, come to think of it, he was raised by France, so he’s probably got some weird ones. >_o
Oh! I know! I bet he makes whoever it is he’s doing scream his name. A lot. Because that way they’re sure to remember him. ;D
HOLY FISHSTICKS BATMAN I SENSE A FRANADA FIC IN THE MAKING~
Batman: For fuck’s sake, leave me out of your yaoi, woman!
Me: ^_^
*More plot bunnies swarm*
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Dude it's France. Is this question even necessary?
Yes, France would shag Austria, drunk or sober, rain or shine, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year and 366 on the leap year. Because that's how France rolls: every direction imaginable (even up.)
(Also shag? XD you British people and you words.)
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Prussia and Italy? We have The Awesome and everyone’s favorite Failface. Prussia tops Italy, hands down.
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
America and Austria are in a happy relationship (… if you say so) until Austria suddenly runs off with Russia (Austria, you traitorous bastard go with Gilbo. T_T) America, brokenhearted, has a hot one-nighter with France (because, seriously, who hasn’t? XD) and a brief unhappy affair with Germany (Yeah, that is pretty much what would happen if those two got together,) then follows the advice of Lithuania and finds true love with England (FUCK. YES. OTP~ <3)
What would I call it? Jeesh, I’m horrible with titles, orz. Howsabout “The Road to Love… (Is Paved with Epic Failure.)”
… I think I’m going to have to create this one day as a crack fic. Except Austria would run off with Prussia. XD And it’d probably be Canada giving the advice, no offense to dear Liet.
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If North Italy/Japan was canon... I'd be okay with it. I'd probably still ship Germany/Italy though. Or invite Germany in for some threesomes. XD
Name twelve of your favourite (lol Britishness) Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order. Then answer the following questions.
1) America
2) England
3) Prussia
4) Russia
5) Lithuania
6) Canada
7) North Italy
8) Japan
9) Austria
10) Hungary
11) France
12) Germany
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Liet/Hungary? Nope. That's a interesting pairing. It could plausibly work maybe. *Watches as plot bunnies start to swarm*
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Stupid question. Prussia. Is. Fucking. Hot. [/discussion]
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
It'd probably be the other way around actually.. >_> Um, well, the poor child would be raised solely by America because everyone would forget about the father, causing the world to go insane from the double America (because that poor child would be an Alfred clone, whether it wanted to or not) leaving only America and his Mini-Me to rule the world so it would disintegrate into a giant fast-food business which would kill all the whales and over-pollute the ocean and everything so eventually the air would become unbreatheable and everyone would have to wear gas masks to survive but it would get the point where it would be too much and we’d all die from toxic air or obesity from the fast food.
So in other words, not good. XD
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
”chibi_spork” chibi_spork has a pretty good fic called “Duties of an Austrian Maid” and I luffles it to death, because the Prussia/Austria in it is amazing~ Basically, Austria in a maid uniform as Prussia’s sex slave. <3
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
N. Italy and England? Maybe? Somehow I doubt it... ^_^;; Italy would be all "Iggy, Iggy, make me pasta!" and after complaining England would do so... and the pairing would tragically end there due to England's cooking skills (or lack thereof) *sadface*
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Russia/Japan or Russia/Austria… Hm, I’m not a huge fan of either, honestly ^_^;; I suppose I’ll say Russia/Japan because Gilbo would be all put out if his boyfriend was sleeping with Russia. XD
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Italy discovering Prussia and Japan’s secret love? Well, they’d probably make him promise not to tell anyone, but he’s Italy and he fails, so he would accidentally slip up and tell someone. Then the two of them would be molested by Hungary and her camera as well as Japan’s protective older brother figure China who’s worried about the welfare of his younger brother. Yep, there was definitely a reason they kept their love a secret. -__-;;
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
England/Canada, here we go~
England just wants someone to love him and help him forget America while Canada wanders if the only reason England is dating him is because of his twin brother.
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Russia doesn't really "do" fluff... all fics I've read involving him in a pairing usually involve excess of angst and torture ^_^;; Sorry Hungary.
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Aw, America/Lithuania~ Such a great pairing.
Title: Give Me Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses, Yearning to Breathe Free
Wow, that’s kind of long… cookies to those who get the reference!
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Prussia/France? Oh sweet jeebus. *takes cover*
Guys night out, getting drunk, making love, waking up together, going “WTF did we do last night?”, shrugging it off, and doing it all over again. Said plot would probably overly explicit and contain the word “Awesome” way too much.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
N. Italy het? I doubt it. Unless it’s fem!Italy and Germany? Austria slash… hm, well I read Prussia/Austria and they might… But I think they’re more into Austria/Hungary. I’m pretty sure at least one of them does.
Aren’t I an awesome friend, knowing all my friend’s tastes so well, lololol
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
A songifc about Austria? Hmmm, tough one *browses iPod*
Maybe “100 Years” by Five for Fighting. It’d be a nice piano-y song, and it’d probably be about Austria and Hungary’s marriage as they went through the years, because as hard as I ship Prussia/Austria, I do have a soft spot in my heart for Austria/Hungary.
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Title : The Awesome Combination of Tea and Maple Syrup
Pairing(s):England/Prussia/Canada
Warnings : England’s potty mouth, Prussia’s even pottier mouth, drunken!Canada, kissing, sexual references, actual sex, threesomes, gayness, etc.
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Japan to Liet: “I could say to you ‘Your eyes look nice,’ ‘We should hang out sometime when you’re not working,’ or ‘Can I have your number?’… By all of which I mean ‘You’re hot, will you go out with me?’!”
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Hungary/Japan… well let’s see *plot bunny attack* AHHH! I’VE GOT IT! *dragged off by the bunnies* Yoooooooooouuuuuu’lllllll never take me aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiveeee! *eaten by plot bunnies* Drabble time!
Both of them were perched behind the bushes, ready for some serious business. Her hair was tied back, a determined gleam in her eyes, tensed and prepared for some action. He appeared calm on the exterior, but inside he was just as wound up as she was.
“Are you sure this is the place?” she asked, her whisper no more than a hiss.
“Yes, I am sure of it. My intelligence is not wrong,” he replied softly, his tone leaving no room for doubt.
Just then, a twig snapped. Both of them turned sharply to look at the source of the noise. Sure enough, it was their targets, Germany and his lover Italy. The two of them were… otherwise engaged. And by otherwise engaged, I mean making out.
Both of the watchers readied their weapons of choice, aimed, and fired.
FLASH
Both Germany and Italy looked up startled, and the flashes kept coming. Germany caught onto what was going on first, blushed, grabbed Italy’s hand and dragged him from the clearing as the cameras continued going like mad.
Once Germany and Italy had exited the clearing the cameras stopped. Hungary dissolved into laughter, leaning over so her head rested on Japan’s shoulder as she giggled.
“That was so much fun!” she squealed. Japan simply smiled and took her hand, glad he could make her so happy on their first date. They flipped through their recently taken pictures in silence for a second, reasonably pleased with the shots they had gotten. All that could be heard was the birds singing, the wind in the trees, and the electronic beeping of digital cameras. Until Hungary broke the silence.
“Hey, I know this place not far from here where Prussia and Austria usually meet up…”
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Italy walking in on Germany and England? T_T Poor guy would be heart-broken and he’d run off crying and probably get snatched up by France, unless Romano got to him in time. Then Germany would have to talk his way out of what Italy saw (and he would do so quite awkwardly) and England would be all “About that time again, eh chaps?” “…” “Righto.” And then he’d go sleep with America because he’s sick of the drama and Germany and Italy would somehow make up and it would all be happy. Yay~
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Well, for starters there would be fighting. And Angst. Lots of angst. And Russia would probably make some sort of quip about it being America’s first time and America would get all pissed so they’d fight some more (while they’re still making out) and it would eventually dissolve into some NC-17 rated goodness and end quite angstily as I wonder why I bothered to try Russia/America because I’d probably kind of stink at it even though I do kind of like the pairing and now I’m rambling. XD Let’s move on.
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yuppers. I’m pretty sure they ship Germany/Italy, so there you have it!
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I said before that I think they read Prussia/Hungary so I’m going to go with yes. ^_^
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Um, well I read a Franada fic from one of them that I don’t think she’s quite finished yet, and another draws pretty much everyone, so I feel pretty confident saying yes, at least one of my friends writes or draws France.
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
England/Russia/Lithuania? Probably not. Unless it involved England breaking up with Russia for America and Russia finding comfort with Liet. I would write that. XD
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ummm... Hungary, in a great moment of passion, during a threesome with Prussia and Austria: "MOAR YAOI!!!1!11!”?
*dodges Frying Pan* I'm sowwy Nee-sama. TT~TT I won't do it again! *flees*
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Liet... Um, well I read over an (uncompleted) fic of mine with him in it yesterday? Um, before that, wow, it probably had to be a couple months ago. We need more Russia/Liet fics around here >_>
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Canada’s kink… hm, well, there’s maple syrup, but everyone already knows about that. XD
You know, come to think of it, he was raised by France, so he’s probably got some weird ones. >_o
Oh! I know! I bet he makes whoever it is he’s doing scream his name. A lot. Because that way they’re sure to remember him. ;D
HOLY FISHSTICKS BATMAN I SENSE A FRANADA FIC IN THE MAKING~
Batman: For fuck’s sake, leave me out of your yaoi, woman!
Me: ^_^
*More plot bunnies swarm*
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Dude it's France. Is this question even necessary?
Yes, France would shag Austria, drunk or sober, rain or shine, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year and 366 on the leap year. Because that's how France rolls: every direction imaginable (even up.)
(Also shag? XD you British people and you words.)
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Prussia and Italy? We have The Awesome and everyone’s favorite Failface. Prussia tops Italy, hands down.
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
America and Austria are in a happy relationship (… if you say so) until Austria suddenly runs off with Russia (Austria, you traitorous bastard go with Gilbo. T_T) America, brokenhearted, has a hot one-nighter with France (because, seriously, who hasn’t? XD) and a brief unhappy affair with Germany (Yeah, that is pretty much what would happen if those two got together,) then follows the advice of Lithuania and finds true love with England (FUCK. YES. OTP~ <3)
What would I call it? Jeesh, I’m horrible with titles, orz. Howsabout “The Road to Love… (Is Paved with Epic Failure.)”
… I think I’m going to have to create this one day as a crack fic. Except Austria would run off with Prussia. XD And it’d probably be Canada giving the advice, no offense to dear Liet.
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If North Italy/Japan was canon... I'd be okay with it. I'd probably still ship Germany/Italy though. Or invite Germany in for some threesomes. XD