Zombie attack! What to do?
(Stolen from
jdeguzman)
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
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1. Double-barrelled, pump-action shotgun. Don't leave home without it. Seriously, I love shotguns best in any game featuring guns. And against zombies, they pack quite a wallop. Consider this: if you have the unending hordes of the skulking undead in front of you, wouldn't you want a weapon capable of blasting whole packs at once? I thought as much.
2. Dance Commander by Electric Six. For ironic purposes, of course. You want to get a groove on when you're fighting a hopeless struggle. Either that or Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries. This, also, would be a good choice.
3. Barack Obama, who'd proceed to give such inspirational speeches the zombies would cower and convert to life again. Yes, we can! Second choice: the Weighted Companion Cube. Of infinite use in any situation, especially on unstationary scaffoldings.
jdeguzman)
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
---
1. Double-barrelled, pump-action shotgun. Don't leave home without it. Seriously, I love shotguns best in any game featuring guns. And against zombies, they pack quite a wallop. Consider this: if you have the unending hordes of the skulking undead in front of you, wouldn't you want a weapon capable of blasting whole packs at once? I thought as much.
2. Dance Commander by Electric Six. For ironic purposes, of course. You want to get a groove on when you're fighting a hopeless struggle. Either that or Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries. This, also, would be a good choice.
3. Barack Obama, who'd proceed to give such inspirational speeches the zombies would cower and convert to life again. Yes, we can! Second choice: the Weighted Companion Cube. Of infinite use in any situation, especially on unstationary scaffoldings.