Aug 14, 2011 23:26
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix came on tv and I was watching with my mother, who has not seen any movie since the first one nor read any books. She was understandably confused, and I had to narrate and catch her up every few moments.
That is when the following conversation happened:
Mom: Who's that?
Me: That's Draco Malfoy. He--
Mom: Oh. He's the gay one!
Me:... Uhm...
Mom: He's got a crush on Harry Potter. I listen when you talk!
I worry that I've somehow corrupted my mother's innocent view of the world and a series of children's books. Somehow.