Dec 24, 2009 23:55
attention Enterprise crew:
this is your captain speaking. thanks to Ensign Martine and a few elves hiding away onboard, we got treated to an excellent holiday party last night.
well, turns out we've got one more Christmas surprise up our sleeves.
take a look outside. even you, Doctor Mccoy. no, I don't care how much you hate it, you're gonna want to see this.
Merry Christmas, guys. for two days, your helm crew is giving you mandatory shore leave on Earth; we've been back-tracking for a few weeks now to make this happen for you. shuttles will be organized to most major Earth cities from Starbase 1, take advantage of them. I don't want any Earth natives on this ship when I leave tomorrow, understand? but I expect you back here first thing Monday morning.
have fun, guys, you deserve it. I'll see you in a few days.
Kirk out.