02 - Warning! VIDEO

[glowingseer]

[A woman is on your screen, looking distressed, worried and just woken out of sleep - because hey, it's almost three in the morning! But it's a matter of life and death, folks! She punches several buttons in frustration.]

Waaaaaaay to be obscure, Powers-That-rob-the-good-out-of-a-Good-Night's-Sleep!

[Finally, she focuses on the video.]Okay folks

Comments

[aroyal_pain]

Are you going crazy already?

[glowingseer]

Oh, no, your royal highness! You're excluded from this warning. You can just go the bay alone, around 11 in the morning. Have fun in the water!

[aroyal_pain]

Be careful what you say. Someone could take it wrong.

[glowingseer]

...how the hell can someone take this wrong? It's a warning! I'm warning everybody. It's not like trips to the bay is included in the curriculum anyway!

[mizuno_hime]

Is something wrong at the Bay?

[glowingseer]

I'm... not sure, Miss Merc. The things I saw were vague, but... Just don't go there if you don't need to.

[mizuno_hime]

I see. Thank you for informing everyone.

[And one guess where she'll be off to as soon as possible]

[kurenai_wataru]

Um... are you okay?

[glowingseer]

Suuuure. As long as no one gets in the water.

[kurenai_wataru]

Uh... okay...

[lillostlizard]

What's wrong with the bay?

[glowingseer]

Three words: Too Much Water.

[lillostlizard]

It's a bay. It's connected to the ocean. It's supposed to have water in it.

[glowingseer]

Well hey. Thanks for the info.

You know what's not supposed to be in the water? Bodies. Dead Bodies.

[angelfacedimp]

Is something bad going to happen there?

[glowingseer]

I'm thinking hell yeah. It will include too much water and not enough oxygen and much flailing and... there's a word for it: drowning.

Please tell me you'll listen to me.

[angelfacedimp]

Ah! Drowning? Oh, no...

I will! I promise.

[glowingseer]

Thank you! You don't know how much this means to me.