Captain's Log; Star Date 2261.37

[starfleet_pimp]

I think enough has been said about all of this that everyone knows by now that this is expected to get worse

Comments

[backseatangel]

Depends on how liberal the Deities' Angel of Death will be in defining "household"... assuming they go for the whole nine yards. You might be best emptying the bar and taking the party to your homes to be sure.

...don't forget the lamb's blood, though. That's kinda a requirement.

[starfleet_pimp]

I'm just going to put the blood on all the door frames that I own or am responsible for.

[backseatangel]

Good luck. Let me know if you need help.

...I'm Anna, buy the way.

[starfleet_pimp]

You know what the opposite of killing a sheep to get as much blood as possible would be so I can look it up in the library?

Nice to meet you, Anna. Captain James T. Kirk.

[backseatangel]

Sorry. Lamb's blood goes with the territory.

...wait, seriously?

[starfleet_pimp]

I'm just going to shoot it with a phaser then.

Very seriously.

[backseatangel]

Okay then.

Phaser kills with heat, right?

[starfleet_pimp]

Not exactly.

[backseatangel]

I know it sounds really gross, but if it comes to it, and you need to do the lamb thing... you really want a sharp knife.

[starfleet_pimp]

Sharp knife, hang it upside down, and slit the throat?

[backseatangel]

...don't forget a bucket.

[starfleet_pimp]

Right, it would be a waste for it to just go all over the ground.

Now I need to find a butcher.

[backseatangel]

If you need help... I feel like I should be doing more.

[starfleet_pimp]

Why?

[backseatangel]

...because I fall into the 'been there, done that' category when it comes to these things.

[starfleet_pimp]

Does everyone have more experience with this shit than me?