Captain's Log; Star Date 2260.38

[starfleet_pimp]

Did anyone else find fighting off Santa therapeutic? I think I had a lot of pent up aggression toward him over toys I never got as a kid that I asked for. Now if only the City would be so kind as to send my step-dad along too

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[theshockvalue]

I feel ya, Brother. On both counts.

[starfleet_pimp]

Did you beat up Saint Nick too?

[theshockvalue]

No, I was...uh...out. I meant about never getting what I wanted and wishing the step-dad'd show up so I could show him a thing or two.

[starfleet_pimp]

I see.

[theshockvalue]

So, I feel ya.

Anyway, enough about that crap. How's the shuttle ridin'?

[starfleet_pimp]

Pretty good, actually. I took it for a rest flight the other night.

[theshockvalue]

I heard about that. That think is pretty sweet, just sayin'.

[starfleet_pimp]

Even if you can't feel yourself moving in it?

[theshockvalue]

Well, it could use some improvement, but what ride couldn't?

[starfleet_pimp]

You realize that it goes faster than the speed of light, right? And if you felt that, you would be crushed instantly.

[theshockvalue]

It rides faster than the speed of light all the time? Couldn't you just disable the, what did you call them...dampeners for sub-sound speed?

[starfleet_pimp]

It's not a sports car, Brennan.

[theshockvalue]

Why does that matter?

[starfleet_pimp]

Because it's not made for joyriding.

[theshockvalue]

You mean to tell me you never just take it for a spin?

[starfleet_pimp]

I've got the motorcycle for that.