Captain's Log; Star Date 2260.38

[starfleet_pimp]

Did anyone else find fighting off Santa therapeutic? I think I had a lot of pent up aggression toward him over toys I never got as a kid that I asked for. Now if only the City would be so kind as to send my step-dad along too

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[starchilde_lost]

The Santa thing... that's just not right.

[starfleet_pimp]

A fat drunk comes down my chimney that I didn't have a moment ago and attacks me, I'm going to fight back.

[starchilde_lost]

I didn't mean you beating up Santa, I meant the evil Santa in general.

[starfleet_pimp]

I always thought he was kind of suspect.

[starchilde_lost]

He's Santa, Captain.

...granted, last year he was played by a big guy with blue fur and claws back home, BUT, he's still Santa.

YOU SAW NOTHING!!!!!!!

[starfleet_pimp]

Old man who wants kids to sit on his lap and constantly watches them while sneaking into their house to give them gifts they get for being obedient. Right. No red flags there.

OH YES I DID

[starchilde_lost]

But... the presents...

[starfleet_pimp]

How else is he going to get little kids to stay around him?

[starchilde_lost]

You have a dirty, dirty, mind, Captain.

[starfleet_pimp]

Someone has to look out for the children.

[starchilde_lost]

You need the holiday spirit.

[starfleet_pimp]

I like spirits.

[starchilde_lost]

HOLIDAY SPIRITS, Kirk, not a shot of whiskey.

[starfleet_pimp]

There are holiday spirits, trust me.

[starchilde_lost]

You should not be working in a bar, you know this, right?

[starfleet_pimp]

Have you ever seen me drink on the job?