Comments | starfleet_pimp: Captain's Log; Star Date 2259.86

starfleet_pimp

Captain's Log; Star Date 2259.86

Oct 30, 2009 21:43

Look, I'm flattered, but I don't want to read your story that you wrote, okay? Especially any that involve Bones or Spock.

Also, I will not shoot you with my phaser, so stop asking.

[ooc: 4th wall away if you'd like.]

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theshockvalue October 31 2009, 05:05:34 UTC

Even if we ask nice?

starfleet_pimp October 31 2009, 05:09:16 UTC

For you I'd use the shuttle's phasers.

theshockvalue October 31 2009, 05:10:07 UTC

That's harsh. Besides keeping you from killing a bunch of people, including Shalimar, what have I don't to you?

starfleet_pimp October 31 2009, 05:11:54 UTC

Do you really want a list?

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mamawallbreaker October 31 2009, 05:07:41 UTC

James?

1/2 ilu4ever starfleet_pimp October 31 2009, 05:08:47 UTC

done starfleet_pimp October 31 2009, 05:08:57 UTC

Mom?

mamawallbreaker October 31 2009, 05:15:13 UTC

What? You forgot who I am now that you've gone and made your father proud?

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suluhikaru October 31 2009, 05:08:38 UTC

...Are we shooting random passersby with phasers now, Captain?

starfleet_pimp October 31 2009, 05:09:46 UTC

Sulu?

suluhikaru October 31 2009, 05:10:19 UTC

Were you expecting someone else?

starfleet_pimp October 31 2009, 05:11:19 UTC

Young women wanting to show me ridiculous stories they've written about me, actually.

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kingofurbuns October 31 2009, 05:32:39 UTC

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starfleet_pimp October 31 2009, 06:22:03 UTC

What two?

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starfleet_pimp October 31 2009, 06:25:00 UTC

I don't need you to defend me from him.

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