Captain's Log; Star Date 2259.22 [Video]

[starfleet_pimp]

[The video opens with Kirk dressed in cold weather gear, speaking at the comm device, which is strapped to his jacket and filming outward. You see what he sees.]I really, hate the snow and ice. Getting marooned on an ice planet by your first officer will do that. Of course, if you get challenged by someone to find them on the mountain, that's

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[starchilde_lost]

Am I going to have to fly up there and save your ass?

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[starfleet_pimp]

My ass is... perfectly fine... thank you...

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[starchilde_lost]

It must be lovely, after all the natives seem to want to take a bite out of it.

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[starfleet_pimp]

I'm sure you'll take a closer look next time we're together.

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[starchilde_lost]

Seriously - aren't you on that mountain because of your girlfriend?

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[starfleet_pimp]

That word is so-

Basically, yes.

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[starchilde_lost]

So what?

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[starfleet_pimp]

It doesn't fit, really.

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[starchilde_lost]

You're seeing each other, exclusively I imagine since you're not chasing others all around the City. What else are you gonna call it?

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[starfleet_pimp]

Don't have to call it anything.

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[starchilde_lost]

Yeah, you kinda do, because introducing her to people as "this chick I'm sleeping with" or "girl-type person" is probably not going to go over well - at least long-term.

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[starfleet_pimp]

I usually just introduce her as 'Shalimar'.

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[starchilde_lost]

Ah, you're one of those secure men that doesn't mind the rest of the room drooling over his girl?

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[starfleet_pimp]

They're going to drool over her anyways.

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[starchilde_lost]

And she doesn't mind the other half of the bar tripping over you?

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[starfleet_pimp]

Not at all.