Captain's Log; Star Date 2258.58 [Voice]

[starfleet_pimp]

Something... affecting my speech... can't seem to... talk normal. Having to... force every word. Making things... disjointed and hesitant.

Can't seem to... shake the difficulty.

[ooc: Kirk is affected. His Kryptonite? Women. The effect? Making it difficult to talk. Ala Shanter!Kirk. Sorry, couldn't resist.]