"This is forever..."
...this ring will never leave this hand alone."
- Sparta (better than Against Me)
I have a subscription to AP magazine and it is badass. I can read about so many bands that I don't give a shit about and then read the five pages about bands that matter. In this case it's Straylight Run and The Used. The rest of the magazine is dominated by an article about Psychobilly (hey andy, tiger army sucks) and Nu Metal. Fuck nu metal. spell new right you dumb finger picking sons a bitches.
spent saturday in the company of laura, sara, payton, and shawn. a great cast for a reality show if i do say so myself, and i do. i would be the commentator of course with all the answers who holds the very lives of the characters by a thread. or not, how the fuck should i know? get off me, GOD!
I've just spent the last 3 hours reading about thomas jefferson and the history of our great nation. do you know what i learned? he couldn't make up his fucking mind and out country would have gone the same way without him. and do you know why? because he wore a wig. and people in wigs are of little to no importance to history.
"These tides sweep us out of reach."
I'm glad andy and adam enjoyed their trip to austin to see against me. and i'm sure it was a good show. to andy: i hope you didn't try to call jen because she was in Waco this weekend visiting her "good will hunting" brother.
by the way, jen wanted me to tell everyone hello and that she misses you all very much. i went ahead and told her the feelings were mutual. and if they're not, i don't fucking care to hear about it. got it?
today i saw amanda (henceforth referred to as "that dumb whore" or "stupid slut") in kroger. that dumb whore was walking around in her bathing suit advertising some dumb fucking car wash. IN THE FUCKING STORE! you know, in the updike story, it's supposed to be a very beautiful girl in a bikini you lose your job over, not some short pale bitch. stupid slut. needless to say i didn't lose my job and hopefully she contracted some rare disease for being so fucking stupid. oh merciful god above, we beseech thee.
and thus is my frustration vented.
I'm gonna sit here and listen to sparta until jen calls. if any of you read this before like 1:30, feel free to give me a phone call on the old mobile and i'll be more than happy to chat with you. it's so lonely at the top, looking down on all you mortals. that's why the gods tend to fuck with you so much, boredom. and the funny faces you make during sex.
"what, so sex is a joke in heaven?"
"From what I understand, it's pretty much a joke down here."
Good night, and god bless.
- Sparta (better than Against Me)
I have a subscription to AP magazine and it is badass. I can read about so many bands that I don't give a shit about and then read the five pages about bands that matter. In this case it's Straylight Run and The Used. The rest of the magazine is dominated by an article about Psychobilly (hey andy, tiger army sucks) and Nu Metal. Fuck nu metal. spell new right you dumb finger picking sons a bitches.
spent saturday in the company of laura, sara, payton, and shawn. a great cast for a reality show if i do say so myself, and i do. i would be the commentator of course with all the answers who holds the very lives of the characters by a thread. or not, how the fuck should i know? get off me, GOD!
I've just spent the last 3 hours reading about thomas jefferson and the history of our great nation. do you know what i learned? he couldn't make up his fucking mind and out country would have gone the same way without him. and do you know why? because he wore a wig. and people in wigs are of little to no importance to history.
"These tides sweep us out of reach."
I'm glad andy and adam enjoyed their trip to austin to see against me. and i'm sure it was a good show. to andy: i hope you didn't try to call jen because she was in Waco this weekend visiting her "good will hunting" brother.
by the way, jen wanted me to tell everyone hello and that she misses you all very much. i went ahead and told her the feelings were mutual. and if they're not, i don't fucking care to hear about it. got it?
today i saw amanda (henceforth referred to as "that dumb whore" or "stupid slut") in kroger. that dumb whore was walking around in her bathing suit advertising some dumb fucking car wash. IN THE FUCKING STORE! you know, in the updike story, it's supposed to be a very beautiful girl in a bikini you lose your job over, not some short pale bitch. stupid slut. needless to say i didn't lose my job and hopefully she contracted some rare disease for being so fucking stupid. oh merciful god above, we beseech thee.
and thus is my frustration vented.
I'm gonna sit here and listen to sparta until jen calls. if any of you read this before like 1:30, feel free to give me a phone call on the old mobile and i'll be more than happy to chat with you. it's so lonely at the top, looking down on all you mortals. that's why the gods tend to fuck with you so much, boredom. and the funny faces you make during sex.
"what, so sex is a joke in heaven?"
"From what I understand, it's pretty much a joke down here."
Good night, and god bless.