Time!

Mar 12, 2005 00:51

I wrote a joke about the different personality types. Garrett, you should appreciate this one.

Time defined by the 16 MBTI Personality Types :

ESFP “I just want us to have a good time tonight”
ESTP “I hope you can join us, it’s going to be the time of your life!”
ISFP “When I’m in the creative process, time passes in no time at all!”
ISTP “I’m trying to shave some time off my peak performance.”

ESTJ “Susan, have these documents faxed by 9:00am Monday for the sales meeting.”
ESFJ “If she really cared, she would have spent more time on this.”
ISTJ “I can have these reports filed by 8:30 am, then watch TV for 6 hours.”
ISFJ “When did you say you wanted me to pick you up at the airport?”

ENTJ “It is strategically imperative that time be on our side and not the competition’s.”
ENTP “If only I could design a time machine….”
INTJ “Time and space are related, though you can only decide to move in space.”
INTP “Time in the Newtonian sense or the quantum model?”

ENFP “Is time more like a river or a rainbow?”
ENFJ “It’s high time he started living up to his God given potential.”
INFP “Time is an eternally spiraling cosmic dance.”
INFJ “Not enough time for all my love for you, I want to make time stop.”
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