Kim did it first and then Zeil...Now it's my turn.

Feb 27, 2007 19:24

The Size of your Ambitions...

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Jeff, obviously.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
hmm...reminds me of being in the nature center...definitely a deer then.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We'd probably both stop and observe one another.

4.You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. How big is it?
A simple 1-story earthy-looking home, not tiny, but not too big either.

5.Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
psh...fences are for wusses

6.You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
Chairs around the table, a napkin holder in the middle, a newspaper and a couple of good books sitting on the edge.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
ceramic

8.What do you do with the cup?
take it inside and clean it up

9.You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
a creek, fast-moving but not too fast, with a log fallen across it so I can sit and dip my feet in the water

10. How will you cross the water?
There are several large, rounded rocks in the water that I can walk across the creek on, I just have to roll up my pants and take off my shoes...or I can just use the log to get across.

What this means:

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers (plants), or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person you named in #1.

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward person in #1

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life

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Well, obviously if I have no food then I'll be unhappy. But I love books, so I'd definitely be happy having those sitting on my table. And flower centerpieces are overrated.
As for 8, that just doesn't make any sense...I don't think they're using the right word there.
And as for 2, I don't see how a deer relates to my perception of the size of my problems, b/c deer are beautiful creatures to come across in the woods, and they make me forget my problems.
As for 9...well, apparently my sexual desire is small but fast-moving...watch out!
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