Fun with Swine Flu... and then you die. In bed.
As I tend to during times of crisis that are not yet my own I have devised a highly innappropriate and sarcasticly uninformed stance on the swine flu epidemic. Jokes now, fear later if it calls for it--that's my motto! Anywhoodles, I've devised a little game for great looming pandemic! It's the fortune cookie pandemic game!
All you have to do, is sit back with a piping hot bowl of wonton soup and crack open a couple fortune cookies and add the phrase "with swine flu".
"You will have great fortune in love-- with swine flu."
"Today is a lucky day for those who remain cheerful and optimistic-- with swine flu."
"A thrilling time is in your immediate future-- with swine flu"
"Something you lost will soon turn up-- with swine flu."
"May life throw you a pleasant curve-- with swine flu"
"Your artistic talents win the approval and applause of others-- with swine flu."
"Your greatest fortune is the large number of friends you have-- with swine flu"
"Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence--with swine flu"
"You will inherit some money or a small piece of land-- with swine flu"
The possibilities are endless!!
Seriously, let's have us a pandemic pajama party. Will watch The Stand, Outbreak, 28 Days Later, Babe and Babe: Pig in the City, knit each other face masks, play Swine Flu Fortune cookie bingo and OD on vitamin C pills! It'll be great fun.
All you have to do, is sit back with a piping hot bowl of wonton soup and crack open a couple fortune cookies and add the phrase "with swine flu".
"You will have great fortune in love-- with swine flu."
"Today is a lucky day for those who remain cheerful and optimistic-- with swine flu."
"A thrilling time is in your immediate future-- with swine flu"
"Something you lost will soon turn up-- with swine flu."
"May life throw you a pleasant curve-- with swine flu"
"Your artistic talents win the approval and applause of others-- with swine flu."
"Your greatest fortune is the large number of friends you have-- with swine flu"
"Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence--with swine flu"
"You will inherit some money or a small piece of land-- with swine flu"
The possibilities are endless!!
Seriously, let's have us a pandemic pajama party. Will watch The Stand, Outbreak, 28 Days Later, Babe and Babe: Pig in the City, knit each other face masks, play Swine Flu Fortune cookie bingo and OD on vitamin C pills! It'll be great fun.