Tch... Reimu, get your fake drone brother an ice pack. And don't think of giving me anything.
Wanna know something, Mayfield? Father's Day is a fucking joke. Men don't need a special day just for succesfully sticking their dick in the right slot enough times to get a kid to pop out. We didn't so anything special. So you can take your ties and your cards and your men-ordering-women bullshit and shove it.
I'm done.
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