Theory #26 - Significant others = distractions
It seems as though around the sad, winter months, especially in places with snow, everybody is desperate to have their other half... or someone who atleast provides a convincing enough distraction. There's a trick to this game that i have yet to clued in on. if ind myself blindly stumbling through the rituals of finding a suitable distraction, but my tirsts are always brief and leave me wanting. the goal of aquiring a mildly significant other is to keep them around for the many love-based holidays and have some way to relieve your sexual frustration come mating season (spring). Summer seems to spawn numerous breakups and just as many flings... spring sex is addictive and individuals need to satisfy urges previously taken care of by ex lovers. unfortunately certain individuals (apparently including myself) are only good for superficial satisfaction, and not good for the relationship part.