Before I delete one of my other journals, I'm putting this in here so I can save it. STILL funny.

[stardust81947]

I just had the most entertaining day ever.

Kim thinks my night with Dave tomorrow is supposed to be a "date"
And she's all excited and thinks its adorable and all this and that and its actually pretty funny.

CAUSE ITS NOT A DATE, DAMMIT!!
but nooooo one will agree with that. lol

Problem solving
Kim: Its a date.
Me: No its not.
Kim: yes it is.
me: NO. Its not.
Kim: Yes it is, dude!!
Me: NO ITS NOT
Kayla: what's going on?
[Me and Kim talking over eachother simultaneously]
KEPPY HAS A DATE
NO SHE DOESNT!
Kayla after hearing whole story: DATE.
Kim: DATE!
Me: NOT A DATE!!!

inserted by Kim after every couple sentences in random conversations: Dude, it's SO a date.

Lunch, with the whole group- Kim: KELLY HAS A DATE TOMORROW NIGHT
Me: NO SHE DOESNNNNTTT
Everyone at once: YES YOU DOOOOO

walking down the almost empty hallway at lunch- Kim and Bryanna: Kelly it's a date.
Me: No it's not.
Them: YES IT IS
::::Derek walks by::::
Kim: KELLY HAS A DATE!
Me: NO SHE DOESNT!!!!

Bryanna and Kim in Sci&Contemp- To eachother- Bryanna: It's SO a date. Kim: Oh I know dude.
Me: NOTTT. A date.

Frankie online after school today after hearing whole story: Definitely a date.
Me: NO ITS NOT!
Frankie: pshhh yeah it is, you wait.
Me: we'll seeee
Frankie leaving to go get food with Pete and Stef: If i dont talk to you before then, have fun on your DATE.
Me: NOT A DATE!!

Auto Response from Obvious Izzo: keppys got a date

Auto Response from xCloseTheCasket: NO SHE DOESNT!!!! >_<

ashopecollapses: Sounds pretty dateish to me.

BreMarie926: dude have u talked to ur DATE today
x CloseTheCasket: lol yes i haaave
BreMarie926: awww...so whats up with him?
x CloseTheCasket: hahaha DAVE. not date. is cute.
BreMarie926: yes dave.DATE. is a cutie
BreMarie926: u do dude...it def. is idk how u don't see it it is
x CloseTheCasket: haha SPEAKING OF DATE
x CloseTheCasket: guess who IMed me today
BreMarie926 signed off at 8:22:40 PM.
BreMarie926 signed on at 8:22:49 PM.
BreMarie926: mark?
BreMarie926: joe>
BreMarie926: DAVE??? (so a date)
x CloseTheCasket: BRUCE
x CloseTheCasket: hahah
BreMarie926: hahahaha!!!
x CloseTheCasket: he was like
x CloseTheCasket: so i was wondering if you wanted to go to a movie sometime, or to dinner, i'd really like to get to know you better
x CloseTheCasket: I was like UHHHHHHH
BreMarie926: aww... thats cute tho
x CloseTheCasket: NO ITS NOT!
x CloseTheCasket: lol
BreMarie926: if it wasnt bruce
x CloseTheCasket: i guess..
x CloseTheCasket: i get asked out in shitty ways usually haha
BreMarie926: and if it he weren/t stalking u
x CloseTheCasket: YEAH That too
BreMarie926: dave is being nice about it
x CloseTheCasket: hmmm?
x CloseTheCasket: NOT A DATE!
BreMarie926: SO a date

BreMarie926: my mom even says its a date
x CloseTheCasket: HAHAHA
BreMarie926: yup its final its a date
x CloseTheCasket: tell your mom i said
x CloseTheCasket: NOT A DATE
BreMarie926: nope she says a date

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Most amazing chatroom conversation ever.
For those who don't know:
xCloseTheCasket = Me
Obvious Izzo = Frankie
ashopecollapses = Tom
wtfpete0mglolz = Pete
AdventOfTheFlux = Julie
Superbarrera = Sergio
oTheFallOfTroyo = Joe

obvious Izzo: keppys got a date!
x CloseTheCasket: NOT a date.
obvious Izzo: its a date
x CloseTheCasket: NO ITS NOT!
ashopecollapses: i like dates
ashopecollapses: their pretty good in bread
ashopecollapses: *theyre
x CloseTheCasket: hahah
ashopecollapses: like date nut bread!
ashopecollapses: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
x CloseTheCasket: Dates are for fruitsss!! >_<
ashopecollapses: hey
ashopecollapses: no need to be vulgar
x CloseTheCasket: i should be shot
AdventOfTheFlux: back..wait, Kelly's got a date???
ashopecollapses: i concur
obvious Izzo: haha
obvious Izzo: :-)
ashopecollapses: yup
x CloseTheCasket: ohhh my.
ashopecollapses: SERGIO!
ashopecollapses: mi corazon esta enfuego!
AdventOfTheFlux: HAAAA!
x CloseTheCasket: yes.
x CloseTheCasket: according to everyone
x CloseTheCasket: i have a date
AdventOfTheFlux: with whooooo?
x CloseTheCasket: EEEEVEN THOUGH ITS REALLY NOT!
ashopecollapses: awwwwww
ashopecollapses: kellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly
ashopecollapses: has a date
obvious Izzo: yea she does
x CloseTheCasket: nooooo she doesnt
AdventOfTheFlux: who?
ashopecollapses: a certain young gentleman by the name of david
x CloseTheCasket: oh boy
AdventOfTheFlux: david......?
ashopecollapses: seely
x CloseTheCasket: julie will find entertainment in this
AdventOfTheFlux: last name?
ashopecollapses: seely
ashopecollapses: david seely
x CloseTheCasket: NOT A DATE.
ashopecollapses: DAVE SEELY
obvious Izzo: date
x CloseTheCasket: NOT
ashopecollapses: KELLYS GOING ON A DATE WITH DAVE SEELY
x CloseTheCasket: a date.
ashopecollapses: DATE
ashopecollapses: DATE
ashopecollapses: DATE
ashopecollapses: DATE
ashopecollapses: DATE
AdventOfTheFlux: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOHOHOHHHOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH God Allah Buddha Mohammad Odin Jehovah!
obvious Izzo: haha
ashopecollapses: hahahahahahaaha
AdventOfTheFlux: oh. my. freakin. god.
x CloseTheCasket: LMAO
x CloseTheCasket: just remember julie
x CloseTheCasket: its NOT
x CloseTheCasket: a date
obvious Izzo: it is
AdventOfTheFlux: riiiight.
AdventOfTheFlux: suuure it's not
x CloseTheCasket: ITS NOT!
ashopecollapses: it was that boyish emo charm in his eye when he went oh kelly. i need to tell you something but i....i have to wait til tomorrow
obvious Izzo: she thinks that just cause shes gonna have sex wtih him its not a date
AdventOfTheFlux: hell, invite him to whatever we're doing this weekend!
ashopecollapses: hahahahahahaha
AdventOfTheFlux: LOL
ashopecollapses: ONE NIGHT STANDS ARE NOT DATES!
obvious Izzo: there gonna watch a movie
x CloseTheCasket: ONE NIGHT STANDS WILL NOT HAPPEN!
obvious Izzo: its a date!
AdventOfTheFlux: oh my god Kel you made my nihgt!
x CloseTheCasket: PEOPLE WATCH MOVIES ALL THE TIME!
obvious Izzo: but its keppy
ashopecollapses: kelly invite him to sink some balls with us
obvious Izzo: shes gonna invite him to sink some balls alright
ashopecollapses: lol
obvious Izzo: between her LEGS!
ashopecollapses: ;-) ;-) heh heh awllllriiighgghttttt
x CloseTheCasket: ohhhh my goodness.
AdventOfTheFlux: you don't always have to fuck her hard\, in fact sometimes that's not right
ashopecollapses: giggidy giggidy gigiidy
ashopecollapses: lol
ashopecollapses: sometimes you gotta make some loooovveee
AdventOfTheFlux: sometimes you gotta maaaake some love, and give her some smoochin' too
ashopecollapses: KIELBASA SAUSAGE your butt cheeks is warm
x CloseTheCasket: sketchy bowling alley kid is talking to me again!
ashopecollapses: kelly i think you need a stick to beat down all these gentleman callers with
x CloseTheCasket: ahhhh
AdventOfTheFlux: Be you angels? And we said NAY, We are but men! ROCK!
AdventOfTheFlux: kelly, get your boyfriend to beat him up!
ashopecollapses: lol
x CloseTheCasket: I dont have a boyfriendddd!!!
ashopecollapses: kelly and davveee
ashopecollapses: sitting in a treee
ashopecollapses: k
ashopecollapses: i
ashopecollapses: s
ashopecollapses: s
ashopecollapses: i
ashopecollapses: n
obvious Izzo: g
ashopecollapses: thanks my rate limit was too much
AdventOfTheFlux: and then tomorrow, it will extend to "Kelly, get your fiancee Dave to beat him up!"
obvious Izzo: hahaha
AdventOfTheFlux: then the next day, there'll be a shotgun wedding....
obvious Izzo: no by then she will be too busy getting laied
AdventOfTheFlux: and then you can get your baby's daddy to beat him up
ashopecollapses: well at least itll finally happen right?
AdventOfTheFlux: all the way....
ashopecollapses: maybe the damn prude will loosen up a bit huh?
obvious Izzo: haha!
obvious Izzo: pete can get his sweet sweet hj
ashopecollapses: perhaps who knows
x CloseTheCasket: ohhh boy
x CloseTheCasket: we might as well throw mark in there somewhere too
ashopecollapses: nah
AdventOfTheFlux: 3some!
ashopecollapses: he got his
ashopecollapses: youre done with him
ashopecollapses: you need to move on to bigger guys. if you get my drift ;-) ;-)
AdventOfTheFlux: why, what did he get? Did some girl finally give him syphillis or something?
ashopecollapses: somethin like that
AdventOfTheFlux: really?
SuPerBarRerA: sorry guys i forgot i was on the chat room
obvious Izzo: lol
ashopecollapses: you dirty fuck
x CloseTheCasket: hahah
x CloseTheCasket: good
SuPerBarRerA: i kno thats wat girls tell my penis these days
x CloseTheCasket: he missed it
obvious Izzo: serg
obvious Izzo: soap and water.
wtfPete0mglolz has entered the room.
ashopecollapses: sergio andres raul ortega manuel paolo santega mario lupe marcos juan santiago barrera
x CloseTheCasket: hahah PETE!!!!
wtfPete0mglolz: sick
wtfPete0mglolz: pete
ashopecollapses: WTFOMGZ!!!!
wtfPete0mglolz: all up in da house
AdventOfTheFlux: lol
wtfPete0mglolz: sup niggas
ashopecollapses: awwwwlllrigghhhttt
AdventOfTheFlux: so really, did he get herpes or something???
ashopecollapses: petah!
wtfPete0mglolz: where teh white bitches at?
ashopecollapses: right here sug
AdventOfTheFlux: I gotta know the ending to this story!
ashopecollapses: come get some lovin
obvious Izzo: pete
wtfPete0mglolz: frank
ashopecollapses: kelly
x CloseTheCasket: did WHO get herpes
x CloseTheCasket: HI
wtfPete0mglolz: tom
ashopecollapses: tell julie the story about mark
wtfPete0mglolz: sergio
ashopecollapses: HI!!!
x CloseTheCasket: WHOA
ashopecollapses: my name is tom
x CloseTheCasket: mark has herpes now?
ashopecollapses: and i have a problem with alcohol
obvious Izzo: haha
AdventOfTheFlux: kelly? Speak unto me!
wtfPete0mglolz: wait
x CloseTheCasket: WHAAAT?
wtfPete0mglolz: woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
wtfPete0mglolz: who has herpes?
x CloseTheCasket: seriously guys
obvious Izzo: speak into you?
ashopecollapses: lois this isnt my batman cup
obvious Izzo: your sick
x CloseTheCasket: whats with the herpes thing
wtfPete0mglolz: haha
ashopecollapses: you gave mark herpes
AdventOfTheFlux: okay. We were talking about Mark U. And Kelly has a story about how he "got his."
wtfPete0mglolz: eww gross
AdventOfTheFlux: tell it!
ashopecollapses: all right.
x CloseTheCasket: WHOA WHAT?
ashopecollapses: WHOA
x CloseTheCasket: who said i have a story?
ashopecollapses: CHILLL FOR A SECOND
ashopecollapses: SHUT UP!
obvious Izzo: is it krista?;-)
ashopecollapses: EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!
obvious Izzo: or that other girl he fucked
x CloseTheCasket: oh my.
ashopecollapses: no the other one
wtfPete0mglolz: I DONT KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!
ashopecollapses: not that other girl he fucked
x CloseTheCasket: lol I was asking YOU frank
wtfPete0mglolz: LOUD NOISES!
ashopecollapses: the other girl he fucked
x CloseTheCasket: lol I thought you said he got herpes!
x CloseTheCasket: and i got reeeeal confused
obvious Izzo: me? no one told me he had herpes
ashopecollapses: i hear their period attracts bears
obvious Izzo: i didnt say ANYTHING about herpes
x CloseTheCasket: lol
x CloseTheCasket: ....that's awesome
ashopecollapses: FUCK!!!!!
wtfPete0mglolz: so mark ahs herpes eh?
x CloseTheCasket: how the HELL did we get on the topic of herpes!
ashopecollapses: DONT YOU KNOW ID NEVER SAY FUCK!!!!
wtfPete0mglolz: whod he get it from
ashopecollapses: ID NEVER FUCKING SAY FUCK!!!!
x CloseTheCasket: lol no i guess he doesnt
ashopecollapses: FUCK!!!!
wtfPete0mglolz: did you ask him?
ashopecollapses: kelly gave mark herpes on new years
obvious Izzo: KEPPY WANTS TO FUCK SOMEONE WIHT HERPIES DRIPPING FROM THEIR COCK!
ashopecollapses: oh me!
wtfPete0mglolz: BRICK I HTOUGHT YOU KNEW A SHORTCUT?
ashopecollapses: pick me!
wtfPete0mglolz: OK!
AdventOfTheFlux: oh dear lord
ashopecollapses: i have herpes!
ashopecollapses: pick me!
obvious Izzo: haha
x CloseTheCasket: WHOA NOW
obvious Izzo: who gave you herpies?!
wtfPete0mglolz: keppy
x CloseTheCasket: WHAT
AdventOfTheFlux: it's just like when we all get together....only even MORE chaotic
wtfPete0mglolz: you still owe me
x CloseTheCasket: IS WITH
ashopecollapses: kellys mom
x CloseTheCasket: THE HERPES
wtfPete0mglolz: by the way
wtfPete0mglolz: but i dunno anymore
x CloseTheCasket: I know i do pete
ashopecollapses: kellys mom gave me herpes like whoa
wtfPete0mglolz: i dont wanna get any herpes
ashopecollapses: i effed her on the counter top in the kitchen at school
obvious Izzo: i had so much sex with keppys mom my legs hurt
ashopecollapses: and it was all over
AdventOfTheFlux: did you know that 1/3 of the adult population has herpes? Some it's oral, like cold sores, but still.....wrap your dick, guys. And girls? No glove, no love
x CloseTheCasket: oh man
ashopecollapses: thats pleasant frank.
x CloseTheCasket: that's intense
wtfPete0mglolz: wrap it before you tap it
ashopecollapses: WRAP YOUR MEMBER EVEN IN DECEMBER
wtfPete0mglolz: dont be silly
wtfPete0mglolz: wrap your willy
ashopecollapses: IF YOURE GONNA HUMP COVER YOUR STUMP!
AdventOfTheFlux: LOL
AdventOfTheFlux: never heard that one before
wtfPete0mglolz: DONT BE A FOOL WRAP YOUR TOOL
wtfPete0mglolz: I LIKE CAPS
ashopecollapses: one time
ashopecollapses: i was bagging groceries at the store
ashopecollapses: and i was bagging groceries at the store
ashopecollapses: and this lady goes can you double bag my food
ashopecollapses: and i went what the fuck bitch!
ashopecollapses: waht teh fuck
ashopecollapses: but i didnt yell at her
ashopecollapses: cuz then id get fired
ashopecollapses: and i dont wanna get fired
ashopecollapses: and i made it so that when she went around the corner the milk would fall on the bread
ashopecollapses: and she go =dpfbiopkbdfob!
obvious Izzo: hah
ashopecollapses: and HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
wtfPete0mglolz: haha
ashopecollapses: ojbdfogb403tb0baer0bi!!!
obvious Izzo: id so do that
wtfPete0mglolz: you sure showed her
ashopecollapses: I LIKE DONUTS!!!
x CloseTheCasket: its okay at bennys when the sketchy guys would buy cans of peanuts, and JUST that, we're supposed to ask if they want single items in a bag or not
obvious Izzo: did you know that futurama is having 4 direct to dvd movies?
x CloseTheCasket: so youd always end up going "do you want your nuts in a bag?"
ashopecollapses: hahahahaha
x CloseTheCasket: and they'd grin at you and it was maaaad sketchy
obvious Izzo: ahaha
AdventOfTheFlux: lol
AdventOfTheFlux: oh
AdventOfTheFlux: Kelly
AdventOfTheFlux: I know a woman who works at Benny's...her name is Connie Sembrook. She's an older lady, and sweet as anyhting. Did you know her?
ashopecollapses: do you guys sell summer sausage?
x CloseTheCasket: YEAH!
x CloseTheCasket: she was so nice
ashopecollapses: cuz if they bought that and nuts
obvious Izzo: I have Itialian Suausage.
ashopecollapses: that might be a little bit more of a problem
wtfPete0mglolz: shut up frnak
wtfPete0mglolz: shut
wtfPete0mglolz: the fuck up
ashopecollapses: PWNED!!!
wtfPete0mglolz: no one wants to hear aboiut your tiny sausage
ashopecollapses: frank might have an italian sausage
x CloseTheCasket: hahahha
ashopecollapses: but i have an english cucumber
x CloseTheCasket: lol
AdventOfTheFlux: I have a banana
AdventOfTheFlux: in my pocket
obvious Izzo: in your crotch
AdventOfTheFlux: but I'm just happy to see you
ashopecollapses: I HAVE BLACK PEOPLE IN MY CLOSET!
obvious Izzo: i eat black people
ashopecollapses: you want these ones?
wtfPete0mglolz: niggers?
wtfPete0mglolz: where?
ashopecollapses: theyre just about ripe i think
obvious Izzo: im thinkin about not eating them any more
obvious Izzo: they tend to smell like shit
ashopecollapses: well maybe you should just finish these ones off
ashopecollapses: they are eating all my food
ashopecollapses: and not doing any work
wtfPete0mglolz: lazy bastards
obvious Izzo: put them in the feild
wtfPete0mglolz: get out hte whips tom
wtfPete0mglolz: make them mow your lawn
ashopecollapses: i did but somehow they always wind up hiding in my closet again
x CloseTheCasket: you guys im making dave sad
ashopecollapses: why
AdventOfTheFlux: oh no!
ashopecollapses: dont make him sad kep
wtfPete0mglolz: oh noes!
ashopecollapses: make him mad the sex is better
wtfPete0mglolz: haha
wtfPete0mglolz: hooray make up sex
ashopecollapses: hell yeah make up sex
wtfPete0mglolz: so guys
wtfPete0mglolz: joe jsut referred to alfred
wtfPete0mglolz: as albert
ashopecollapses: and then the chat room DIED!
wtfPete0mglolz: blasphemy
ashopecollapses: who is alfred?
wtfPete0mglolz: zomgz
wtfPete0mglolz: alfred
wtfPete0mglolz: from batman
ashopecollapses: oh
obvious Izzo: BATMAN!
ashopecollapses: what a nigger
wtfPete0mglolz: wathcing batman starring adam west
x CloseTheCasket: TELL JOE TO STOP BEING AWAY
wtfPete0mglolz: keppy
x CloseTheCasket: I sent him the chat invitation and it was all AWAY and gay
wtfPete0mglolz: joe sas to shut up
ashopecollapses: POBARDS!
x CloseTheCasket: tell joe he's mean
ashopecollapses: joe wont talk to me
wtfPete0mglolz: oh mna
wtfPete0mglolz: some many problems with joe
x CloseTheCasket: I dont have a problem with joe
x CloseTheCasket: he told me to shut up
wtfPete0mglolz: haha
wtfPete0mglolz: julie
wtfPete0mglolz: when you gonna come chioll
wtfPete0mglolz: chill
AdventOfTheFlux: this weekend
obvious Izzo: ya seriously
ashopecollapses: yeah
wtfPete0mglolz: seriously?
AdventOfTheFlux: w/tom and Kelly
wtfPete0mglolz: sick
wtfPete0mglolz: mosh
obvious Izzo: u better
x CloseTheCasket: can we make this saturday?
wtfPete0mglolz: damn right
x CloseTheCasket: lol
obvious Izzo: lets twostep
AdventOfTheFlux: what day would work for everyone?
x CloseTheCasket: saaaturdayyy
ashopecollapses: we were trying to find appropriate get drunk and be belligerent and vulgar time
AdventOfTheFlux: okay
ashopecollapses: lets do it friday
AdventOfTheFlux: sounds good
ashopecollapses: lol
wtfPete0mglolz: friday eh?
wtfPete0mglolz: oh man
AdventOfTheFlux: either works for me--or both. But I work till 9 on both days, so I'll get there around 945 or so
wtfPete0mglolz: i gotta go home and do laundry tom. then come back tom.
obvious Izzo: get boooze'
AdventOfTheFlux: if anyone wants booze, call me with their requests and I'll pick it up before 9
wtfPete0mglolz: zomgz
wtfPete0mglolz: zomgz
wtfPete0mglolz: juliezorz
AdventOfTheFlux: but you gotta give me $$$
x CloseTheCasket: lol okay someone let me know which day you pick
obvious Izzo: baileys!!!
ashopecollapses: well youre busy on friday right kep?
AdventOfTheFlux: Baileys for Frank
x CloseTheCasket: yaaa
wtfPete0mglolz: hmm
wtfPete0mglolz: i dunno what i want
wtfPete0mglolz: guys guys
wtfPete0mglolz: question
wtfPete0mglolz: question
wtfPete0mglolz: real important
ashopecollapses: go for it
wtfPete0mglolz: should i get a snake?
obvious Izzo: no
wtfPete0mglolz: haha
AdventOfTheFlux: for our dorm?
obvious Izzo: ick
wtfPete0mglolz: shut up frank
AdventOfTheFlux: Your
AdventOfTheFlux: GIVE THE SNAKE BAILEYS!
wtfPete0mglolz: haha
AdventOfTheFlux: drunk snake!
wtfPete0mglolz: that would be hot
wtfPete0mglolz: well clearly frank doesnt like snakes
wtfPete0mglolz: anyone else have an answer?
ashopecollapses: what kind of snake
wtfPete0mglolz: ball python
wtfPete0mglolz: haha
x CloseTheCasket: snakes are scary
ashopecollapses: naw they arent that bad
wtfPete0mglolz: yeah they are pretty sweet
oTheFallOfTroyo has entered the room.
ashopecollapses: sure pete go for it
oTheFallOfTroyo: fuckwads
ashopecollapses: JOE
oTheFallOfTroyo: all of you
ashopecollapses: OH MY GOD
ashopecollapses: JOE!!!
ashopecollapses: oihfdg[-buq3=4095
ashopecollapses: aewrotb[ibear9yubo
ashopecollapses: JOE FROM DROP FACTOR?!?!?!?!1
wtfPete0mglolz: zomgz
wtfPete0mglolz: no way
x CloseTheCasket: haha everybody have a seizure now..
ashopecollapses: holy shit my vag is sooo wet right now
wtfPete0mglolz: joe nardo?
wtfPete0mglolz: THE joe nardo?
oTheFallOfTroyo: indeed
wtfPete0mglolz: i love you joe!
ashopecollapses: the one and only big red nigger
wtfPete0mglolz: can we touch?!
oTheFallOfTroyo: brb
oTheFallOfTroyo: alterac valley calls
wtfPete0mglolz: haha
wtfPete0mglolz: fag
x CloseTheCasket: SO YEAH
ashopecollapses: dirty fuckin niggers
x CloseTheCasket: I guess im not gonna see you guys this weekend
ashopecollapses: why?
x CloseTheCasket: WHAT DAY IS THIS HAPPENING!! lol
x CloseTheCasket: no one clarified
ashopecollapses: ummm
ashopecollapses: idk
x CloseTheCasket: anyone?
x CloseTheCasket: day?
wtfPete0mglolz: FRIDAY?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!!!!111
ashopecollapses: id like friday
oTheFallOfTroyo: what's going on?
AdventOfTheFlux: Fri would be best for me too
oTheFallOfTroyo: you faggots
ashopecollapses: but poor kepporoffski is busy with her boyfriend
wtfPete0mglolz: what
wtfPete0mglolz: what
wtfPete0mglolz: keppy has a bf
wtfPete0mglolz: no way
ashopecollapses: hahahahahahahahah
wtfPete0mglolz: get out
oTheFallOfTroyo: when did this happen
AdventOfTheFlux: a fiancee, even
wtfPete0mglolz: shut up
ashopecollapses: lol
oTheFallOfTroyo: poor guy
x CloseTheCasket: keppy does not have a boyfriend
x CloseTheCasket: and fuck you joe
x CloseTheCasket: lol
oTheFallOfTroyo: lol
oTheFallOfTroyo: where the fuck is ese
ashopecollapses: idk
ashopecollapses: where the fuck is the italian sausage?
obvious Izzo: me?
obvious Izzo: yo pete
wtfPete0mglolz: yo frank
obvious Izzo: wanna come up and get trashed?
wtfPete0mglolz: now?
obvious Izzo: why not
wtfPete0mglolz: anyone ther?
ashopecollapses: you everybody with vd in press 123!
ashopecollapses: *yo
oTheFallOfTroyo: 123
oTheFallOfTroyo: !!!!!
ashopecollapses: lol
AdventOfTheFlux: LOL
AdventOfTheFlux: what does everybody else want?
AdventOfTheFlux: and how the hell am I going to get all this booze into Bethel?
ashopecollapses: for what?
wtfPete0mglolz: umm
ashopecollapses: into brothel?
obvious Izzo: stephs up here
wtfPete0mglolz: well tell steph
wtfPete0mglolz: that im not coming up
oTheFallOfTroyo: lol
wtfPete0mglolz: till she calls me like she said she would
ashopecollapses: sometimes i touch myself funny
wtfPete0mglolz: :-(
x CloseTheCasket: sometimes you're gay
ashopecollapses: only when you ask me to put it in your ass
wtfPete0mglolz: oh man
obvious Izzo: pete you hungry?
wtfPete0mglolz: right in the ass
wtfPete0mglolz: kinda
obvious Izzo: lets order A1
wtfPete0mglolz: sick
x CloseTheCasket: lol
wtfPete0mglolz: a1
wtfPete0mglolz: ftw
wtfPete0mglolz: i had that last ngiht
ashopecollapses: PWNED!
ashopecollapses: WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS WEEKEND!
oTheFallOfTroyo: buttsecks?
ashopecollapses: buttsecks!
ashopecollapses: WHERE!
AdventOfTheFlux: HAAAAHA joe buttecks owl!
AdventOfTheFlux: GT TO THE CHOPPA!
ashopecollapses: WHOSE YOUR DADDY!
ashopecollapses: AND WHAT DOES HE DO!
oTheFallOfTroyo: DANA WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE
wtfPete0mglolz: DANA!
x CloseTheCasket: tom you just gave me an idea
wtfPete0mglolz: GET TO DA CHOPPPA
ashopecollapses: my computer is a neural net processor
ashopecollapses: what keppo
wtfPete0mglolz: aight guys
wtfPete0mglolz: im goin to franks rtoom
wtfPete0mglolz: cause steph is up there
wtfPete0mglolz: and we are gnna touch
obvious Izzo: and im gonna chill with pete and steph
x CloseTheCasket: what tom?
wtfPete0mglolz: sooooooo ill talk to you tom.
x CloseTheCasket: BYE PETE
AdventOfTheFlux: Pete! Drink order?
wtfPete0mglolz: julie when i think of an order ill text it to you!
obvious Izzo: BAILYS!
ashopecollapses: if it bleeds
AdventOfTheFlux: okay. No text! Leave message!
ashopecollapses: we can kill it!
wtfPete0mglolz: ok!
AdventOfTheFlux: text is money!
wtfPete0mglolz: that works too
wtfPete0mglolz: oh
wtfPete0mglolz: not for me!
wtfPete0mglolz: bwahhahahahahahhaha
AdventOfTheFlux: eh you suck
wtfPete0mglolz: haha
AdventOfTheFlux: just get it to me before 8
wtfPete0mglolz: if by suck
oTheFallOfTroyo: oh pete, that is just morbidly obese
wtfPete0mglolz: you mean rule
obvious Izzo: u comein here tomarrow julie?
AdventOfTheFlux: yeah, I think so
wtfPete0mglolz: aight
wtfPete0mglolz: peace out niggers
ashopecollapses: peace
wtfPete0mglolz: <3
oTheFallOfTroyo: listen douche
x CloseTheCasket: byeee
oTheFallOfTroyo: i'm no nigger
obvious Izzo: cause steph misses you
x CloseTheCasket: yeah you are
AdventOfTheFlux: bye!
wtfPete0mglolz: <3!!!!!!
x CloseTheCasket: <3
ashopecollapses: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AdventOfTheFlux: testicles!
ashopecollapses: i less than three you
wtfPete0mglolz: that is all
obvious Izzo: hey can you get steph a 6 pack of smirnoff triple blacks and she will pay you obiviously
ashopecollapses: can you get me duct tape, an inflatable rubber tube that is reminscent of a horse, some rope, and a midget hooker?
x CloseTheCasket: i'll be your midget hooker
AdventOfTheFlux: sure just call tomorrow and remind me, huh?
ashopecollapses: what was your idea kep
oTheFallOfTroyo: kelly
oTheFallOfTroyo: stop it
obvious Izzo: ok
oTheFallOfTroyo: you're creepy
ashopecollapses: shes gotta save it for her boyfriend ;-) ;-)
obvious Izzo: when u want me to call?
oTheFallOfTroyo: lol
x CloseTheCasket: so TOM.
x CloseTheCasket: my idea
ashopecollapses: so kelly
ashopecollapses: what is your idea
x CloseTheCasket: or.. the idea you gave me
AdventOfTheFlux: anytime, leave message.
ashopecollapses: what
ashopecollapses: speak you demon child
x CloseTheCasket: was what movie we'll watch!
x CloseTheCasket: haha
x CloseTheCasket: ANY BETTER IDEAS!?
x CloseTheCasket: oh shut up
ashopecollapses: i can give you a good porn
oTheFallOfTroyo: porn is good
ashopecollapses: i just got the pirates porn onto a dvd
x CloseTheCasket: HAHA wait
x CloseTheCasket: we need to watch that
obvious Izzo has left the room.
ashopecollapses: if you want
x CloseTheCasket: we as in you me julie and everyone
x CloseTheCasket: not me and dave lol
ashopecollapses: you sure?
oTheFallOfTroyo: whi is dave?
oTheFallOfTroyo: hmmmmmmmm
x CloseTheCasket: shut up joe
x CloseTheCasket: lol
oTheFallOfTroyo: hmmmmmmmmm?
ashopecollapses: hmmm
ashopecollapses: whats dave's last name?
SuPerBarRerA has left the room.
x CloseTheCasket: oh jesus christ
x CloseTheCasket: SEELY.
ashopecollapses: lol
oTheFallOfTroyo: who the fuck is dave
oTheFallOfTroyo: OMG
ashopecollapses: hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahah
oTheFallOfTroyo: hahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
AdventOfTheFlux: lol
x CloseTheCasket: done now?
AdventOfTheFlux: yup, same reaction we all had.
oTheFallOfTroyo: you lose kelly
ashopecollapses: omg i think i just actually laughed out loud a little bit
x CloseTheCasket: why!
x CloseTheCasket: wow
x CloseTheCasket: i dont like ANYY of you anymore
x CloseTheCasket: lol
ashopecollapses: nah sweetheart
ashopecollapses: you love me
oTheFallOfTroyo: oh man
oTheFallOfTroyo: thank you for cracking me up
ashopecollapses: julie
ashopecollapses: JULIE!!!!!!!!
ashopecollapses: julie julie julie julie
x CloseTheCasket: does someone want to explain to me why that's so amazingly funny..?
ashopecollapses: julie julie julie
oTheFallOfTroyo: it's cute that i never get invited anywhere anymore
AdventOfTheFlux: sorry
ashopecollapses: julie julie
ashopecollapses: julie
AdventOfTheFlux: what what what?
x CloseTheCasket: shut up joe
ashopecollapses: JOE!
ashopecollapses: COME BE FUCK BAGS WITH US!
ashopecollapses: when are we doing this
AdventOfTheFlux: Fri!
ashopecollapses: kelly!
ashopecollapses: wtf
AdventOfTheFlux: cause Sat would be bad. I have to get up at 8 for work on Sun
ashopecollapses: you are gonna ruin this
AdventOfTheFlux: bring dave!
ashopecollapses: you bring dave
x CloseTheCasket: whoa whoa whao
x CloseTheCasket: YOU GUYS ARE GONNA SAY STUPID THIGNS!!
ashopecollapses: ill bring my black choker
x CloseTheCasket: hahah doo ittt
AdventOfTheFlux: nooo I like Dave
AdventOfTheFlux: I'll tease him, but he won't take offense.
AdventOfTheFlux: none of us will be MEAN
x CloseTheCasket: lol and wait
x CloseTheCasket: before my head explodes.
oTheFallOfTroyo: i'm just gonna bring up embarassing kelyl moment
ashopecollapses: your head is going to explode?
x CloseTheCasket: why did everyone laugh hysterically about it
oTheFallOfTroyo: kelly* moments*
x CloseTheCasket: you HAVE NO embarrassing kelly moments
ashopecollapses: i dont usually warn the girl before my head explodes
ashopecollapses: i just take it out stomp on her foot and shoot it in her eye
ashopecollapses: i think they call it the one eyed jack or something like that
AdventOfTheFlux: :-X
AdventOfTheFlux: oof
x CloseTheCasket: what's the oof for
ashopecollapses: OOF!
AdventOfTheFlux: the thought of Tom's...ahem...head asploding in someone's eye
ashopecollapses: lol
x CloseTheCasket: so is someone going to tell me why it was so funny?
x CloseTheCasket: and according to certain peopel that already happened, and kim had a raging eye infection
ashopecollapses: i just think the peoples reactions were funny
x CloseTheCasket: remember?
AdventOfTheFlux: although I really don't what to picture for Tom's head caue I've never seen it
ashopecollapses: i know the ointment she used on that smelled so bad
ashopecollapses: i couldnt go near her for like a week
AdventOfTheFlux: that wasn't really what happened, was it?
x CloseTheCasket: No,
x CloseTheCasket: that was just a rumor that went around the school
ashopecollapses: good stuff
AdventOfTheFlux: good god.
x CloseTheCasket: so
AdventOfTheFlux: One of my bio books has a pic of a gonorrhea infected eye
AdventOfTheFlux: and it's disGUSting
ashopecollapses: yeeesh
ashopecollapses: where is everyone?
x CloseTheCasket: can i hit my head on my computer desk now?
AdventOfTheFlux: they all left!
oTheFallOfTroyo: yes
oTheFallOfTroyo: make sure it bleeds kelly
ashopecollapses: i still have five people in here
ashopecollapses: joe is alive
x CloseTheCasket: have i ever told you that i don't like you?
ashopecollapses: julie is alive
ashopecollapses: kelly is alive
ashopecollapses: im alive
ashopecollapses: pete?
ashopecollapses: did pete leave?
oTheFallOfTroyo: pete left
ashopecollapses: wtf
oTheFallOfTroyo: to go hang out with frank
ashopecollapses: hes still on my list!
ashopecollapses: what a cockblocker
ashopecollapses: do you think 16" is enough for a necklace around my throat?
oTheFallOfTroyo: yes
x CloseTheCasket: HAH.
ashopecollapses: hmmm
ashopecollapses: a dream since before mannnnnn
ashopecollapses: we are rebornnnnnnnnnn
AdventOfTheFlux: oh geez
AdventOfTheFlux: I saw "16 inches" and "my throat"
oTheFallOfTroyo: lol
oTheFallOfTroyo: hahahahha
ashopecollapses: you guys think i can fit 16 inches in my throat?
x CloseTheCasket: holy shit
AdventOfTheFlux: and for a split second I thought you said something about 16 inches of cock going down your throat
ashopecollapses: hahahahahahhaah
oTheFallOfTroyo: lol me too
oTheFallOfTroyo: i don't doubt it tom
ashopecollapses: my my
oTheFallOfTroyo: you knob goblin
ashopecollapses: i do have a big mouth
ashopecollapses: but a terrible gag reflex
ashopecollapses: good call fuckwad
oTheFallOfTroyo: penis
x CloseTheCasket: get one
x CloseTheCasket: ANYWAY
ashopecollapses: ive got 6!
x CloseTheCasket: i'll be right back
oTheFallOfTroyo: so
oTheFallOfTroyo: kelly is a bitch now, huh?
oTheFallOfTroyo: lol
ashopecollapses: why is kelly a bitch?
ashopecollapses: lol
x CloseTheCasket: im not a bitch you're just being a prick to me
ashopecollapses: jerry!
ashopecollapses: jerry!
ashopecollapses: jerry!
ashopecollapses: jerry!
oTheFallOfTroyo: i know you ain't talkin to my baby's daddy like that bitch!
ashopecollapses: mosh!!
ashopecollapses: brrrrrpppttt
ashopecollapses: mosh!!!
ashopecollapses: brrrpppptttthh!!!
x CloseTheCasket: hat onnneee
x CloseTheCasket: hat twoooo
ashopecollapses: hat twooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ashopecollapses: brrrrrpppttt!!
ashopecollapses: ojsdlol!!!
x CloseTheCasket: ok
x CloseTheCasket: shower now
AdventOfTheFlux: Tom! What do you want for tomorrow?
x CloseTheCasket: be right back
ashopecollapses: idk
oTheFallOfTroyo: you smell kelyl
oTheFallOfTroyo: go shower
ashopecollapses: are we really doing this tomorrow?
AdventOfTheFlux: yeah.
oTheFallOfTroyo: orgy?

It amuses me how Joe and I are so mean to eachother in the second thing. But DEAR GOD, that whole thing completely describes who each of us are, it's so funny.