RARR
well. im a loser.. i have to pee but the lure of the computer screen to my tired eyes makes me stay. but that doesnt make me a loser... alot of things do, i fear to many to name. my ear itches. in fact im just an itchy person tonight. I Hate washing my face.You know i seriously loathe washing my face. i do everything possible to make myself tired and then when i get into bed i suddenly realize... i didnt wash my face. and then i have to get out of bed, walk to the bathroom TURN ON THE LIGHTS! ( which sucks) and then wait for the water to get hot while looking at all my zits ( which makes me realize why i need to wash my face). Then when i do put all the soap stuff on me i get it in my eye. After that FUn procedure i go on to try to wash it all off. I use the wet washcloth method. the other option was the "cup-your-hands-and-splash-the-water-on-your-face-a-billion-times" Method. That one gets me soaked so i seldom use it. Well my method doesnt work the best either. i dont think i remove all the soap and then my face feels kind of sticky. They say that if you dont remove all te soap after you wash your face it is worse than not washing at all. SO... after this drawn out procedure ends.. i am now fully awake. Thank you Pores.. youve ruined my life! not really. BUt so washing your face doesnt just end after you are wide awake. NOOOOOOO... You oversleep the next morning because you didnt get to sleep till an hour after your ritual walk through hades ( the face scrubbing). BUt it doesnt end there either. You Frantically realize that the only face soap that ever worked for you (because you HAVE to use hypo-allergenic stuff) is almost gone. So you rush to Bath and body works and in a frenzy trying to be self sufficient and not bothering the workers who are helping the millions of other people packed into the MAll of America you search for the Soothing Cool gel for the oily type of skin. Well a few minutes later ( and a few brain cells gone)One of the workers asks you if you need anything. you politely explain your situation and ask her to direct you to the Soap. Well You soon find out that the company has changed their look and most likely changed the name of it.. not to mention that it doesnt come in the same kind of container. Then the sales clerk proceeds to ask you a question that will haunt you for the next few weeks or more.. continuing the cycle of the face wahing... " are you sure you have oily Skin?"... Well i was before, but now she is explaining about the products and different skin types. well you are now flustered and and just leave the store replaying her speech in your head. You go on to start thinking.. oh my! Maybe i have been using the wrong type of soap! THen you remember her talking about the necessity of using a toner. That brings you to the conclusion that you have been doing it wrong this whole time. To make a very long story to a close, you find yourself on the computer at 1:36 in the morning dreading getting off because... yep you guessed it.. you have to wash your face.
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sorry for not keeping it in one tense... i am really bad at that.
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sorry for not keeping it in one tense... i am really bad at that.