"Rule 34": 20 Facts About Yadomaru Lisa [20_souls]
Title :: "Rule 34": 20 Facts About Yadomaru Lisa
Characters :: Yadomaru Lisa
Rating :: R
Wordcount :: 906
1. Contrary to popular belief, she has always been ambidextrous, thank you very much, and didn’t just acquire the skill because she was “constantly putting both hands to good use.”
2. She doesn’t approve of weakness, at least not in herself. She thinks things are much simpler when the majority of her emotions are just displayed as apathy or scorn, and even when she knows no one else can hear she bites down on her lip to stifle moans.
3. She’s a virgin. It’s embarrassing, to be sure, but at least it’s not downright degrading like sleeping with Shinji would be. She’s not that desperate, and she doesn’t plan to be any time in the near future.
4. She didn’t always collect porn. For a long time, she was perfectly content just waiting to be in an actual relationship herself, but then reality had sunk in: She was a Vaizard and didn’t fit in anywhere, and certainly not into a normal relationship. And if nothing else, she was at least realistic, so she’d given up and settled for what she could.
5. She’d like to think of her body as more than just a split-in-half battleground, even if she knows it isn’t true.
6. The others accuse her of constantly wearing the schoolgirl outfit just because it's kinky, and that is partly true. But mostly, she wears it because she at least likes to look like an average girl.
7. Along with all the porn, she also has a hidden stash of fluffy shoujo romances. But these, she keeps a fierce secret - somehow, she finds the porn far less embarrassing.
8. She keeps noticing how her books describe sex as a feeling of ‘completion,’ of two halves coming together to form a whole. The only thing she has to compare that to is the fusing of her hollow to her shinigami self, and so in her mind sex has become a vicious thing, a wild fight for dominance, something you do not walk away unscathed from but in which you are consumed.
9. She’d thought briefly about trying to seduce the Kurosaki boy. She didn’t have to see him every day, so at least it wouldn’t be horribly awkward, and since he was a Vaizard himself he couldn’t exactly find her a freak. But still, it didn’t take her long to decide that he was just too much of an idiot for her tastes.
10. She doesn’t like to admit that more than anything, she just craves contact. And so she’s grudgingly grateful to Rose for seeing past all her irritated facades and just randomly grabbing her into his arms for a hug.
11. Shinji thought his tongue piercing would interest her. It didn’t, and she’d laughed at him, then laughed even harder when Hiyori told him he looked like a fool and threatened to rip the damn thing out herself. (But if Kensei decided to get his pierced too, then maybe she’d change her mind.)
12. They’d all wondered if she was a lesbian there, for a while. (Just because she wouldn’t sleep with any of them? Please.) And so, her well-honed sense of curiosity had led her to pick up some porn on the subject, just to see. But in the end, she gave up trying to figure out whether she was or not, because she wouldn’t act on it anyway - she’d never found the thought of getting hit with a sandal during sex particularly appealing.
13. She never fails to find it ironic that the others tease her so much about her porn. Really, they’re a society of outcasts, and porn is the biggest offense they can find?
14. She wants the war, feels the need to fight, the need to prove herself, pool low in her belly till she can’t sleep from the weight of it. It’s not that she enjoys violence, but she does want them all to finally be accepted, and she’s smart enough to realise that this war is probably the only chance they’re ever going to get.
15. In battle, she doesn’t know if she’s more fearless or just outright stubborn. It all comes down to the same thing, anyway - but her money is on stubborn.
16. She’s not afraid of death itself, not really. The only thing that frightens her is the thought of dying alone and unheeded.
17. She was jealous of Shinji for weeks after he’d enrolled in school to meet Kurosaki. She’d been infinitely curious as to what a real high school was like, and so she’d offered to go herself in his stead - she was certainly a lot more adept at blending in than Shinji, after all. But predictably, her motives had been misconstrued and she’d been turned down. (Although she had to admit, if she had just planned on going to seduce him in a stairwell, at least that would be a hell of an introduction for new recruits.)
18. She’d once tried sharing a room with Hiyori. This arrangement only lasted until Hiyori developed a habit of waking up in the middle of the night just to randomly pitch a sandal at her in the dark, “to make sure yer not doing anything disgusting over there!”
19. In a way, she’s fascinated by Orihime. That girl isn’t normal either, not entirely, isn’t quite one thing or the other (not human and not shinigami and not really anything else); and yet it doesn’t stop her from existing in normal society anyway.
20. Lisa doesn’t like to admit that it gives her hope.
Characters :: Yadomaru Lisa
Rating :: R
Wordcount :: 906
1. Contrary to popular belief, she has always been ambidextrous, thank you very much, and didn’t just acquire the skill because she was “constantly putting both hands to good use.”
2. She doesn’t approve of weakness, at least not in herself. She thinks things are much simpler when the majority of her emotions are just displayed as apathy or scorn, and even when she knows no one else can hear she bites down on her lip to stifle moans.
3. She’s a virgin. It’s embarrassing, to be sure, but at least it’s not downright degrading like sleeping with Shinji would be. She’s not that desperate, and she doesn’t plan to be any time in the near future.
4. She didn’t always collect porn. For a long time, she was perfectly content just waiting to be in an actual relationship herself, but then reality had sunk in: She was a Vaizard and didn’t fit in anywhere, and certainly not into a normal relationship. And if nothing else, she was at least realistic, so she’d given up and settled for what she could.
5. She’d like to think of her body as more than just a split-in-half battleground, even if she knows it isn’t true.
6. The others accuse her of constantly wearing the schoolgirl outfit just because it's kinky, and that is partly true. But mostly, she wears it because she at least likes to look like an average girl.
7. Along with all the porn, she also has a hidden stash of fluffy shoujo romances. But these, she keeps a fierce secret - somehow, she finds the porn far less embarrassing.
8. She keeps noticing how her books describe sex as a feeling of ‘completion,’ of two halves coming together to form a whole. The only thing she has to compare that to is the fusing of her hollow to her shinigami self, and so in her mind sex has become a vicious thing, a wild fight for dominance, something you do not walk away unscathed from but in which you are consumed.
9. She’d thought briefly about trying to seduce the Kurosaki boy. She didn’t have to see him every day, so at least it wouldn’t be horribly awkward, and since he was a Vaizard himself he couldn’t exactly find her a freak. But still, it didn’t take her long to decide that he was just too much of an idiot for her tastes.
10. She doesn’t like to admit that more than anything, she just craves contact. And so she’s grudgingly grateful to Rose for seeing past all her irritated facades and just randomly grabbing her into his arms for a hug.
11. Shinji thought his tongue piercing would interest her. It didn’t, and she’d laughed at him, then laughed even harder when Hiyori told him he looked like a fool and threatened to rip the damn thing out herself. (But if Kensei decided to get his pierced too, then maybe she’d change her mind.)
12. They’d all wondered if she was a lesbian there, for a while. (Just because she wouldn’t sleep with any of them? Please.) And so, her well-honed sense of curiosity had led her to pick up some porn on the subject, just to see. But in the end, she gave up trying to figure out whether she was or not, because she wouldn’t act on it anyway - she’d never found the thought of getting hit with a sandal during sex particularly appealing.
13. She never fails to find it ironic that the others tease her so much about her porn. Really, they’re a society of outcasts, and porn is the biggest offense they can find?
14. She wants the war, feels the need to fight, the need to prove herself, pool low in her belly till she can’t sleep from the weight of it. It’s not that she enjoys violence, but she does want them all to finally be accepted, and she’s smart enough to realise that this war is probably the only chance they’re ever going to get.
15. In battle, she doesn’t know if she’s more fearless or just outright stubborn. It all comes down to the same thing, anyway - but her money is on stubborn.
16. She’s not afraid of death itself, not really. The only thing that frightens her is the thought of dying alone and unheeded.
17. She was jealous of Shinji for weeks after he’d enrolled in school to meet Kurosaki. She’d been infinitely curious as to what a real high school was like, and so she’d offered to go herself in his stead - she was certainly a lot more adept at blending in than Shinji, after all. But predictably, her motives had been misconstrued and she’d been turned down. (Although she had to admit, if she had just planned on going to seduce him in a stairwell, at least that would be a hell of an introduction for new recruits.)
18. She’d once tried sharing a room with Hiyori. This arrangement only lasted until Hiyori developed a habit of waking up in the middle of the night just to randomly pitch a sandal at her in the dark, “to make sure yer not doing anything disgusting over there!”
19. In a way, she’s fascinated by Orihime. That girl isn’t normal either, not entirely, isn’t quite one thing or the other (not human and not shinigami and not really anything else); and yet it doesn’t stop her from existing in normal society anyway.
20. Lisa doesn’t like to admit that it gives her hope.