SEXY MEME TIEMS
Fetish/guilty pleasure meme stolen from gantai . Warning because there's fangirling and fetishing under the cut.
TENTACLES:
THEY WERE NOT ON THE ORIGINAL MEME but everyone around here should know by now HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM which is why THEY BELONG ON TOP OF THIS LIST. They are like, my favorite thing ever. I will put up with just about anything in exchange for a good tentacling scene. (Note that to me, "good" is consensual, more focused on snuggling and/or bondage than penetration, and includes the helpful fact that tentacles TASTE THINGS. Slime is optional (and good for lube).)
Creature fics:
Um, what exactly do they mean by this? Because for me, most furry!fic is a no but most shapeshifting!fic is a definite yes. Also, I love aliens. OTL furtherthannear knows all of this probably too well.
Mpreg:
NO. I have nightmares about NORMAL pregnancy, why would I want to read about a biologically impossible one?
Slave, BDSM, S/M:
Since these are actually three completely different topics to me, HANDLE IT INDIVIDUALLY YUP.
Slave:
I generally prefer this in the sense of "appear as slave/master in public, but really equals in private" because otherwise it just comes too close to dubcon for me. While we're on the subject, mind control is generally a no.
BDSM:
Bondage? Yesplz. Dom/sub? I don't really like it (especially the way yaoi fandom tends to portray it). Give me switches, please. However, considering that most ACTUAL BDSM (not media-freak-out editon) is about trust and communication... Sign me up, plz. <3
Sadomasochism:
This one depends entirely on the characters and pairing. For me it's a character trait that plays itself out in the relationship, not so much a kink in itself. I can't not see Larxene sticking knives in people in bed, for example.
Age Difference:
Not too much, please. I'm not one of those "omg there's a year of difference THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP" people, but anything over five years pushes it for me. (Note that this only applies to situations where both paticipants age at roughly the same rate; a dragon/human fic is obviously going to have a big difference, just because a fifty year old human is ooold but a fifty year old dragon is still a kid.)
Bloodplay:
A little is okay, and it's nice when used for ceremonial purposes (ritual sharing of blood between lovers etc), but when you start to get into the stain-the-sheets-and-the-mattress-too amounts, I get a bit squicked.
Underage (loli/shota/chan):
NO. Do not want ever.
Crossdressing/Genderswitch:
This is next on the list after tentacles. Seriously. <33 Why do you think I've got a genderbend fic for the DGMBB and ... wait, comic spoiler, shutting up.
Dub-Con (dubious consent):
Not really. Dub-con for surprise cuddles only; if it gets sexual, I get unhappy.
Non-con:
NO. Call it like it is, people. It's rape. Rape is not and will never be sexy.
Incest:
NO. Just... no. (But for some reason, selfcest and clonecest is okay. o-o)
Threesome/moresome/orgy:
Um, did you miss that friending meme I just posted? :D I agree with Gantai on "gangbang" being a kind of rapey term, though.
Death:
As a plot device? Sure. As a fetish? wtfno.
Watersports/Scat:
Do not waaaant.
Crossovers:
Definitely! :3
Unhappy/wide open endings:
Most of the stuff I write has them, soooo...
Infidelity:
Not my thing, sorry. I don't get the appeal of something that hurts so many people irl.
Self harm/attempted suicide:
God no I am so sick of this as a supposed "romantic" plotline. There are ways to show angst and mental issues besides "omg I don't deserve to live." And generally, those other ways are done better.
Rimming/fletching:
Only in situations of very very high caliber clean. Like "character is non-human taking on human form, and thus certain orifices have never been used for their natural purpose" clean. Also FYI I've never heard anyone use the term fletching before.
Fisting:
Um... maybe? Fingering/manual is awesome sexy sparkles, but I don't really care for OH MY GOD PUT IT ALL IN. Orifices have limits, really.
Addictions/disorders:
Given my backstory, I will never not take both of these items as srsbsns. For related reasons, portrayals of addiction in fandom piss me off, because no one ever does it like it is in real life.
Torture/violence:
Only the latter, please. The former is basically pain for pain's sake when it shows up in fic.
Toys:
Not usually my choice, but I'm open to it if it's done well? Yeah.
Uniforms:
(ohay furtherthannear ) Adored in a nonsexual context. Sexual, well, it depends on the context.
Double penetration:
Considering that I'm the resident non-pen fetishist, what do you think my answer's gonna be? It's okay in the one-in-each-hole sense, but the two-in-one-hole sense just makes me go "ow my orifice" in sympathy.
Anal:
Sooo not my thing. I can deal with it, which is good because it's the Accepted Fandom Standard for all yaoi ships ever, but enjoy it? Doubtful, especially if it doesn't follow the cleanliness standards mentioned above. (dnw poopdick)
Deep throating:
Oral > anal any day.
Boot worship/foot fetish:
Feet no. Stockings yes :D
Chains, collars, handcuffs, and so forth:
BONDAGE YAY. I have something of a preference for rope. Collars in slavefic are practically a requirement. Also, tying someone up with their own clothes/accessories is SEXY AS ALL HELL.
Blindfolds:
Hi thar Riku muse, when did you get here? :3
Specific places:
The bedroom. Otherwise, I don't really care? Not in public.
Mind games:
Not too much. As a side note, "mindfuck" to me implies telepathic fucking. Which is... good. very good.
Food play:
Maybe a little bit of eating it off their skin (I like licking okay), but not in the food lube or carrots in my orifices sense.
Gore/guro:
'kdasjhagjk;hdaf nonononono. I get so freaked out by organs it's not even funny. nonononono.
Fight for dominance:
Yesplz. Half my ships move only on these terms, actually.
Breath play/asphyxiation:
No thank youuuuu. Too close to snuff or intent to snuff for my liking.
Hair-pulling/biting/scratching/bruising:
"UNF THE THE NTH DEGREE." I can't really say it any better than that.
Gun play/Knife play:
No thanks. (wand play just makes me laugh.)
Drugs or intoxication:
NO.
Language kink (accents etc):
Oh god yes accents please (especially Aussies).
Squick fics:
I'd say "people read this for pleasure" but I know too many sporkers.
TENTACLES:
THEY WERE NOT ON THE ORIGINAL MEME but everyone around here should know by now HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM which is why THEY BELONG ON TOP OF THIS LIST. They are like, my favorite thing ever. I will put up with just about anything in exchange for a good tentacling scene. (Note that to me, "good" is consensual, more focused on snuggling and/or bondage than penetration, and includes the helpful fact that tentacles TASTE THINGS. Slime is optional (and good for lube).)
Creature fics:
Um, what exactly do they mean by this? Because for me, most furry!fic is a no but most shapeshifting!fic is a definite yes. Also, I love aliens. OTL furtherthannear knows all of this probably too well.
Mpreg:
NO. I have nightmares about NORMAL pregnancy, why would I want to read about a biologically impossible one?
Slave, BDSM, S/M:
Since these are actually three completely different topics to me, HANDLE IT INDIVIDUALLY YUP.
Slave:
I generally prefer this in the sense of "appear as slave/master in public, but really equals in private" because otherwise it just comes too close to dubcon for me. While we're on the subject, mind control is generally a no.
BDSM:
Bondage? Yesplz. Dom/sub? I don't really like it (especially the way yaoi fandom tends to portray it). Give me switches, please. However, considering that most ACTUAL BDSM (not media-freak-out editon) is about trust and communication... Sign me up, plz. <3
Sadomasochism:
This one depends entirely on the characters and pairing. For me it's a character trait that plays itself out in the relationship, not so much a kink in itself. I can't not see Larxene sticking knives in people in bed, for example.
Age Difference:
Not too much, please. I'm not one of those "omg there's a year of difference THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP" people, but anything over five years pushes it for me. (Note that this only applies to situations where both paticipants age at roughly the same rate; a dragon/human fic is obviously going to have a big difference, just because a fifty year old human is ooold but a fifty year old dragon is still a kid.)
Bloodplay:
A little is okay, and it's nice when used for ceremonial purposes (ritual sharing of blood between lovers etc), but when you start to get into the stain-the-sheets-and-the-mattress-too amounts, I get a bit squicked.
Underage (loli/shota/chan):
NO. Do not want ever.
Crossdressing/Genderswitch:
This is next on the list after tentacles. Seriously. <33 Why do you think I've got a genderbend fic for the DGMBB and ... wait, comic spoiler, shutting up.
Dub-Con (dubious consent):
Not really. Dub-con for surprise cuddles only; if it gets sexual, I get unhappy.
Non-con:
NO. Call it like it is, people. It's rape. Rape is not and will never be sexy.
Incest:
NO. Just... no. (But for some reason, selfcest and clonecest is okay. o-o)
Threesome/moresome/orgy:
Um, did you miss that friending meme I just posted? :D I agree with Gantai on "gangbang" being a kind of rapey term, though.
Death:
As a plot device? Sure. As a fetish? wtfno.
Watersports/Scat:
Do not waaaant.
Crossovers:
Definitely! :3
Unhappy/wide open endings:
Most of the stuff I write has them, soooo...
Infidelity:
Not my thing, sorry. I don't get the appeal of something that hurts so many people irl.
Self harm/attempted suicide:
God no I am so sick of this as a supposed "romantic" plotline. There are ways to show angst and mental issues besides "omg I don't deserve to live." And generally, those other ways are done better.
Rimming/fletching:
Only in situations of very very high caliber clean. Like "character is non-human taking on human form, and thus certain orifices have never been used for their natural purpose" clean. Also FYI I've never heard anyone use the term fletching before.
Fisting:
Um... maybe? Fingering/manual is awesome sexy sparkles, but I don't really care for OH MY GOD PUT IT ALL IN. Orifices have limits, really.
Addictions/disorders:
Given my backstory, I will never not take both of these items as srsbsns. For related reasons, portrayals of addiction in fandom piss me off, because no one ever does it like it is in real life.
Torture/violence:
Only the latter, please. The former is basically pain for pain's sake when it shows up in fic.
Toys:
Not usually my choice, but I'm open to it if it's done well? Yeah.
Uniforms:
(ohay furtherthannear ) Adored in a nonsexual context. Sexual, well, it depends on the context.
Double penetration:
Considering that I'm the resident non-pen fetishist, what do you think my answer's gonna be? It's okay in the one-in-each-hole sense, but the two-in-one-hole sense just makes me go "ow my orifice" in sympathy.
Anal:
Sooo not my thing. I can deal with it, which is good because it's the Accepted Fandom Standard for all yaoi ships ever, but enjoy it? Doubtful, especially if it doesn't follow the cleanliness standards mentioned above. (dnw poopdick)
Deep throating:
Oral > anal any day.
Boot worship/foot fetish:
Feet no. Stockings yes :D
Chains, collars, handcuffs, and so forth:
BONDAGE YAY. I have something of a preference for rope. Collars in slavefic are practically a requirement. Also, tying someone up with their own clothes/accessories is SEXY AS ALL HELL.
Blindfolds:
Hi thar Riku muse, when did you get here? :3
Specific places:
The bedroom. Otherwise, I don't really care? Not in public.
Mind games:
Not too much. As a side note, "mindfuck" to me implies telepathic fucking. Which is... good. very good.
Food play:
Maybe a little bit of eating it off their skin (I like licking okay), but not in the food lube or carrots in my orifices sense.
Gore/guro:
'kdasjhagjk;hdaf nonononono. I get so freaked out by organs it's not even funny. nonononono.
Fight for dominance:
Yesplz. Half my ships move only on these terms, actually.
Breath play/asphyxiation:
No thank youuuuu. Too close to snuff or intent to snuff for my liking.
Hair-pulling/biting/scratching/bruising:
"UNF THE THE NTH DEGREE." I can't really say it any better than that.
Gun play/Knife play:
No thanks. (wand play just makes me laugh.)
Drugs or intoxication:
NO.
Language kink (accents etc):
Oh god yes accents please (especially Aussies).
Squick fics:
I'd say "people read this for pleasure" but I know too many sporkers.