highlights from the phone bank
i swear this is be best job ever, i am not lying.
me: *blahblah* if the election were today, could steve beshear count on your vote?
old guy: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?????
me: *repeats louder and slower*
old guy: WHAAAAAAAAT? DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WOULD GIVE ME A LIFETIME GUARANTEE ON MY VOTE???!!!
me: may i speak to (person)?
lady: SHE DEAD GURL *hangup*
me: may i speak to (person)?
mean lady: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT TODAY IS A JEWISH HOLIDAY?? DON'T YOU KNOW BETTER TO CALL AND DISRESPECT ME ON THIS HOLIDAY? I AM FASTING AND ABSTAINING FROM ANYTHING WORLDLY TODAY SO I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU PEOPLE LEFT ME ALONE. *hangup*
i also explained to someone how to make wallpaper removal a lot easier.
also they invited me to do canvassing which pays $10 an hour, so i am on that.
me: *blahblah* if the election were today, could steve beshear count on your vote?
old guy: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?????
me: *repeats louder and slower*
old guy: WHAAAAAAAAT? DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WOULD GIVE ME A LIFETIME GUARANTEE ON MY VOTE???!!!
me: may i speak to (person)?
lady: SHE DEAD GURL *hangup*
me: may i speak to (person)?
mean lady: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT TODAY IS A JEWISH HOLIDAY?? DON'T YOU KNOW BETTER TO CALL AND DISRESPECT ME ON THIS HOLIDAY? I AM FASTING AND ABSTAINING FROM ANYTHING WORLDLY TODAY SO I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU PEOPLE LEFT ME ALONE. *hangup*
i also explained to someone how to make wallpaper removal a lot easier.
also they invited me to do canvassing which pays $10 an hour, so i am on that.