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1. Your musical taste lies somewhere between DMB and the Dave Matthews Band.
2. You often prefer Patagonia to North Face, but own both.
3. Upon entering New Haven you lock the car doors.
4. You thought Long Island was its own state.
5. You know the true meaning of a beach party.
6. You call up your girlfriend/boyfriend and say: "Let's drive around tonight, maybe go to the diner."
7. 80% of your town is Republican. in my dreams
8. Your Democratic parents wonder why you have turned out to be a Republican
9. You've never drunk beer from the tap.
10. And you never went to a bar in high school
11. Who are the Whalers?
12. You have been to Misquamicut.
13. There is a farm at least 5 miles from your house.
14. Your high school Thanksgiving football game was the highlight of your school year.
15. You don't have an accent when you talk.
16. You have known at least 2 preppy rich kids who listen to Phish.
17. You own a golden or a lab
18. You didn't drink or do drugs until 9th grade.
19. You still don't understand why people say that Connecticut is the richest state.
20. You know at least 5 people that went to UCONN.
21. You go to Riverside at least once a summer. 6 flags?
22. You have hooked up with someone from your close circle of friends.
23. Your family has at least one SUV.
24. You hang out at the Diner way too much.
25. You've partied at bonfires.
26. You have at least one friend with a pickup.
27. You own real Oakley's.
28. You've been to Cape Cod, Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket.
29. You think the Connecticut River is endless.
30. You only know Westbrook and Clinton because they have good outlets.
31. You don’t think you’re a yuppie, but the rest of the country does.
32. You only ski in Vermont or out West.
33. Your mother is the head of the PTA.
34. There is absolutely nothing to do in the winter.
35. Camping out is an excuse to drink.
36. You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen.
37. You can proudly tell an outsider about Nutmeg.
38. You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home.
39. You have said, "I'm in a good location...Between both Boston and New York."
40. You have to explain Cow Tipping to people from out of state.
41. When you go to a real city, you sincerely feel bad for every poor/homeless person you see.
42. You get PISSED at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
43. Summer Jobs?????? Oh, backpacking Europe? Me too!!!
44. You still can't find your way in New Haven (except for that bar area near Union Station).
45. You hold the door open for someone and they don't say "Thank You."
46. You live twenty minutes form either an Abercrombie & Fitch, J. Crew, or GAP.
47. You sail, or know someone who does.
48. You don't understand why everyone else has not been to Europe.
49. You can't get through the week with out a Coffee Coolata.
50. Your family owns more cars than legal drivers.
51. School attire is a North Face fleece jacket, a North Face Fleece or L.L. Bean back pack, a plaid shirt, khakis, and Doc Martins.
52. Summer footwear is either A. Reefs B. Birks
53. You carry your keys on a carabineer, but you don't know how to rock climb.
54. You feel for the homeless, but are not willing to give up the golf course land to develop a homeless shelter.
55. As a child you took horseback riding, golfing, tennis and swimming lessons.
56. You grew up wanting to be a lifeguard
57. You own every DMB CD.
58. The state is so small you know where all the speed traps are.
59. You thought the only national highways were 95 and 91.
60. You thought everyone couldn’t buy beer after 8 p.m.
61.You can't understand why people don't understand what your talking about when you refer to a "package" store.
62. You actually thought Hartford was a big city.
63. You plan your schedule around UCONN basketball games.
64. You went to prep school even though your public schools are awesome.
65. You drive an Acura, Saab, Jeep, or Jetta.
66. At least four of your friends drive Jeep Grand Cherokees.
67. People actually wear sweaters around their necks.
68. You have been drunk at the Meadows and don’t remember the concert. DAVEE!!
69. You go to Riverside at least once per summer.
70. You thought New Jersey was a toxic waste dump.
71. Somehow you always end up at the local diner open 24 hours a day.
72. You’ve partied in the woods.
73. Half of your summer was spent driving around looking for a place to party.
74. Wendy's...
75. You weekend at either the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home. Whoever made this up likes to repeate themselves.
76. You’ve never taken public transportation.
77. If anyone asks, you’re from just outside New York.
78. You know of at least one person who's house was totally trashed after a huge party.
79. You have both girl friends and guy friends with the same name as you.
80. Your mom drives a Volvo wagon.
81. You have at least one friend whose house was built in the 1800’s.
82. You live in a huge colonial.
83. You and your friends work at the marina where your parents keep the boat.
84. You have hiked up a big hill or small mountain at least once for a keg party.
85. You thought bars were only for people over 21.
86. You know at LEAST one person who has been pulled over and found to have weed in their car.
87. The only overcrowding is of deer in your backyard.
88. Your house would cost half as much in any other state.
89. Your wardrobe contains at least three pairs of cords and five wool sweaters.
90. You have said, "We’re in a good location; right by the ocean."
91. You vaguely remember when they changed the speed limit, but as far as your concerned, its always been 65. when did they change it?
92. Half of your friends are from another town because yours is so small.A few
93. You own three pairs of hiking boots but rarely go hiking.
94. At least one of your friends has a sick house right on the water.
95. Partying in the woods.
2. You often prefer Patagonia to North Face, but own both.
3. Upon entering New Haven you lock the car doors.
4. You thought Long Island was its own state.
5. You know the true meaning of a beach party.
6. You call up your girlfriend/boyfriend and say: "Let's drive around tonight, maybe go to the diner."
7. 80% of your town is Republican. in my dreams
8. Your Democratic parents wonder why you have turned out to be a Republican
9. You've never drunk beer from the tap.
10. And you never went to a bar in high school
11. Who are the Whalers?
12. You have been to Misquamicut.
13. There is a farm at least 5 miles from your house.
14. Your high school Thanksgiving football game was the highlight of your school year.
15. You don't have an accent when you talk.
16. You have known at least 2 preppy rich kids who listen to Phish.
17. You own a golden or a lab
18. You didn't drink or do drugs until 9th grade.
19. You still don't understand why people say that Connecticut is the richest state.
20. You know at least 5 people that went to UCONN.
21. You go to Riverside at least once a summer. 6 flags?
22. You have hooked up with someone from your close circle of friends.
23. Your family has at least one SUV.
24. You hang out at the Diner way too much.
25. You've partied at bonfires.
26. You have at least one friend with a pickup.
27. You own real Oakley's.
28. You've been to Cape Cod, Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket.
29. You think the Connecticut River is endless.
30. You only know Westbrook and Clinton because they have good outlets.
31. You don’t think you’re a yuppie, but the rest of the country does.
32. You only ski in Vermont or out West.
33. Your mother is the head of the PTA.
34. There is absolutely nothing to do in the winter.
35. Camping out is an excuse to drink.
36. You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen.
37. You can proudly tell an outsider about Nutmeg.
38. You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home.
39. You have said, "I'm in a good location...Between both Boston and New York."
40. You have to explain Cow Tipping to people from out of state.
41. When you go to a real city, you sincerely feel bad for every poor/homeless person you see.
42. You get PISSED at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
43. Summer Jobs?????? Oh, backpacking Europe? Me too!!!
44. You still can't find your way in New Haven (except for that bar area near Union Station).
45. You hold the door open for someone and they don't say "Thank You."
46. You live twenty minutes form either an Abercrombie & Fitch, J. Crew, or GAP.
47. You sail, or know someone who does.
48. You don't understand why everyone else has not been to Europe.
49. You can't get through the week with out a Coffee Coolata.
50. Your family owns more cars than legal drivers.
51. School attire is a North Face fleece jacket, a North Face Fleece or L.L. Bean back pack, a plaid shirt, khakis, and Doc Martins.
52. Summer footwear is either A. Reefs B. Birks
53. You carry your keys on a carabineer, but you don't know how to rock climb.
54. You feel for the homeless, but are not willing to give up the golf course land to develop a homeless shelter.
55. As a child you took horseback riding, golfing, tennis and swimming lessons.
56. You grew up wanting to be a lifeguard
57. You own every DMB CD.
58. The state is so small you know where all the speed traps are.
59. You thought the only national highways were 95 and 91.
60. You thought everyone couldn’t buy beer after 8 p.m.
61.You can't understand why people don't understand what your talking about when you refer to a "package" store.
62. You actually thought Hartford was a big city.
63. You plan your schedule around UCONN basketball games.
64. You went to prep school even though your public schools are awesome.
65. You drive an Acura, Saab, Jeep, or Jetta.
66. At least four of your friends drive Jeep Grand Cherokees.
67. People actually wear sweaters around their necks.
68. You have been drunk at the Meadows and don’t remember the concert. DAVEE!!
69. You go to Riverside at least once per summer.
70. You thought New Jersey was a toxic waste dump.
71. Somehow you always end up at the local diner open 24 hours a day.
72. You’ve partied in the woods.
73. Half of your summer was spent driving around looking for a place to party.
74. Wendy's...
75. You weekend at either the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home. Whoever made this up likes to repeate themselves.
76. You’ve never taken public transportation.
77. If anyone asks, you’re from just outside New York.
78. You know of at least one person who's house was totally trashed after a huge party.
79. You have both girl friends and guy friends with the same name as you.
80. Your mom drives a Volvo wagon.
81. You have at least one friend whose house was built in the 1800’s.
82. You live in a huge colonial.
83. You and your friends work at the marina where your parents keep the boat.
84. You have hiked up a big hill or small mountain at least once for a keg party.
85. You thought bars were only for people over 21.
86. You know at LEAST one person who has been pulled over and found to have weed in their car.
87. The only overcrowding is of deer in your backyard.
88. Your house would cost half as much in any other state.
89. Your wardrobe contains at least three pairs of cords and five wool sweaters.
90. You have said, "We’re in a good location; right by the ocean."
91. You vaguely remember when they changed the speed limit, but as far as your concerned, its always been 65. when did they change it?
92. Half of your friends are from another town because yours is so small.A few
93. You own three pairs of hiking boots but rarely go hiking.
94. At least one of your friends has a sick house right on the water.
95. Partying in the woods.