This makes me laugh waaaay too much
Gacked from white_tulips, who wasn't even mentioned in this at all, GASP.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I gave satirise a kidney (1000 points). Last Sunday I helped zazenica across the street (6 points). Last Friday I helped amishpixie hide a body (-173 points). In September I donated bone marrow to eschivir in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I pulled xdreamsxhopesx's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1128 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
starburst1237
I've been good! I've been good!!!!
Heehee. Half snow day today (we got let out at one o'clock), which doesn't make any sense: Why didn't you just cancel school altogether then, loser?! Now, all the snow's stopped and we won't get a real snow day tomorrow.
Let's see...I gave Kirsten a kidney because I am just waaaay cool like that and my kidneys are in hot demand. Not because I actually know her or anything. Pshhh.
And helped Jenna across the street because she had fainted after she heard her happy news (again, congrats so much!)
And Katy got the bone marrow because I'm a talented bone marrow-giver after she spent so much time with her new boyfriend. :)
And I only hid Sara's body because she blackmailed me into it anyways.
And pulling Kalina's hair? So? That happens every day anyways.
One more week of school. I can do it. I can. I can.
....
....
Alright, damn it, I'll stop listening to Oasis and go do homework! Happy now?
EDIT: I am currently listening to Under Pressure by Queen.
WOOO! LET ME OUT!!
C'mon, you know you all love Queen. Or at least Under Pressure.
Oh, and by the way, Vanilla Ice is a scamming bastard.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I gave satirise a kidney (1000 points). Last Sunday I helped zazenica across the street (6 points). Last Friday I helped amishpixie hide a body (-173 points). In September I donated bone marrow to eschivir in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I pulled xdreamsxhopesx's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1128 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
starburst1237
I've been good! I've been good!!!!
Heehee. Half snow day today (we got let out at one o'clock), which doesn't make any sense: Why didn't you just cancel school altogether then, loser?! Now, all the snow's stopped and we won't get a real snow day tomorrow.
Let's see...I gave Kirsten a kidney because I am just waaaay cool like that and my kidneys are in hot demand. Not because I actually know her or anything. Pshhh.
And helped Jenna across the street because she had fainted after she heard her happy news (again, congrats so much!)
And Katy got the bone marrow because I'm a talented bone marrow-giver after she spent so much time with her new boyfriend. :)
And I only hid Sara's body because she blackmailed me into it anyways.
And pulling Kalina's hair? So? That happens every day anyways.
One more week of school. I can do it. I can. I can.
....
....
Alright, damn it, I'll stop listening to Oasis and go do homework! Happy now?
EDIT: I am currently listening to Under Pressure by Queen.
WOOO! LET ME OUT!!
C'mon, you know you all love Queen. Or at least Under Pressure.
Oh, and by the way, Vanilla Ice is a scamming bastard.