WTF part 8724625

[starbuckx]

"Table skirts were originally invented to prevent any unnatural union between man and furniture."

- History Channel.

I.KID.YOU.NOT

Comments

[plazmah]

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT NATURAL UNIONS BETWEEN MAN AND FURNITURE.

[nomadmatan]

...that's a might fine piece of wood right there...yup, it's nice and...thick...sort of like an oak tree...

[author_by_night]

...

That's - oh my god. I hope that's an urban legend because if not? Whoever invented table skirts had a very perverted mind. Seriously.

[kvader]

I was telling Kat just the other night that the History Channel is not to be taken seriously. They're the National Enquirer of cable science channels.

[author_by_night]

I didn't know that. Not until now, at least.

[kvader]

Well, it seems like all they have on at times are shows on UFO's, the DaVinci Code, conspiracy theories and cryptozoology. It's hard to take a "history" channel seriously if most of their shows aren't about real history.