the art of small talk: looking old
Me: So when is your baby due?
Preggy Acquaintance: In September.
Me: Oh... so issit a boy or a girl?
PA: A girl.
Me: Oh so is this your first baby?
PA: Nope, its my second, first is a boy.
Me: Oh ok.
PA: So... how about yourself? How many kids already?
Me: ...