Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to
mimi_is_da_best in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February
dreaming_escape and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In November I gave
alycialovesyou a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In October I helped
megronna across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-449 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
starbrights