Not to brag, but...
An LJ-less friend just introduced me to a new game! It was inspired by a Dwight-like coworker who talks way too much about stuff that he really shouldn't be sharing. Apparently one story began with "Not to brag, but this one time at the urologist..." *stares*
Shall we play a game? I'll get things started. :)
"Not to brag, but this one time when my dog was in heat..."
"Not to brag, but once when practicing the Heimlich..."
"Not to brag, but, have you ever heard of those tiny fish in the Amazon that swim up men's urethra?"
"Not to brag, but computer sex has a really bad rap. I met this girl... well, I think she was a she..."
Shall we play a game? I'll get things started. :)
"Not to brag, but this one time when my dog was in heat..."
"Not to brag, but once when practicing the Heimlich..."
"Not to brag, but, have you ever heard of those tiny fish in the Amazon that swim up men's urethra?"
"Not to brag, but computer sex has a really bad rap. I met this girl... well, I think she was a she..."